Somebody in the comments of a really fucking cute YouTube video was like
"SHENZI IS FEMALE?!"
And someone replied something along the lines of
"Hyenas are transgender, the females grow a penis during mating season."
Like no you useless cranberry fucknut
Do I have to get all sciencey here?
Hyenas aren't sexually dimorphic except for the fact that the females are three times the size of the males. All Spotted Hyenas have dicks, regardless of sex. This makes rape impossible in Hyena society. The females choose when they want to mate and they contract their dick and make it a vagina so the males can stick it in and mate. Then if she decides she doesn't want to have this male's cubs, she pisses the jizz out right after mating. Enjoy your science lesson ya blue idiots
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