• What
• Fight me
• DAMMIT ED
• Fetus Jesus
• Jesus Fuck
• THAT IS NASTY
• Gigglewoofer Orphanage
• Doggo No
• LOVE ME
• Go back to sleep and starve
• Leave my presence
• MOVE I'M GAY
• Not today Satan
• YOU THOT
• Fuck me
• F U C K
• WELL FUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW
• MY SON
• PRECIOUS BEAN
• SO PURE
• SCREW IT
• FOOD
• Kill me please
• Baka
• Lil shit lemme sleep
• DIE PUNY ALARM CLOCK
• THIS IS S P A R T A
• Why
• This is crack
• Potato
• I want food
• iF YOU EVER COME NEAR MY SON AGAIN
• PHILIP NO
• DO NOT INSULT THE QUEEN
• Give me all the baby gigglewoofers
• CAT VACATE MY PRESENCE
• FUCK YOU STORM
• ANOTHER ONE?!
• YOU ARE DISRUPTING THE CIRCLE OF LIFE
• nAAAAAAAAAANTS INGONYAMA BAGITHI BABA
• HELL NO
• PERV
• Get Shrekt
• RIP
• GET THIS DRESSER OFF ME
• I WANT MY CHILDREN CHIP COOKIES
• ANIMAL JUICE AND APPLE CRACKERS
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The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
