A normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
Hey yo! Happy New Year Everyone! Well this has been a pretty shitty year except for the fact I'm getting a Hognose Snake when I get back from vacation (driving home right now!) I'm in Pennsylvania as I write this so I'll be sure to yell "HAPPY NEW YEAR WASHINGDAD" out the window. So what are you guys' New Year Resolutions? Mine are: •I'll be stronger and more mature for the sake of my family and my country, because they need more people like me. •I'll help any animals who need a voice and a helping hand. •I'll try to have a more positive outlook on life. And •I'll be more accepting of people's flaws. What are your New Years Resolutions? Comment on this chapter! So about the snake! She is a female Albino Western Hognose Snake and her name is Theodosia. She is coming from a pet store in a town near mine because it is closing down and I'm finding foster homes for all the animals there (even the catfish which I'm scared of). I'm taking Theodosia for myself. She is the cutest little thing! (DEAR THEODOSIA JUST CAME ON ON MY SHUFFLE PLAYLIST OMG) So she could get a spot in Hollywood because she's a huge faker! I'll stick my hand in her cage and she'll hiss and puff up like a tiny cobra and throw a huge fit until I pick her up and then she is totally fine. I love her to death. I'm gonna put pictures on here (I'm not forcefully holding her in some she just wraps around my fingers like that so I put my hand in a fist so she won't fall and get hurt. (Also pay no attention to my ugly AF face)
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(She's a bat now ._.) I also have a video of her but I can't post it ;-; so I'm gonna leave it here. Also just because she's adorable have a picture of my dog (who is in the car with me now!)
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