Simba: Hufflepuff. Because he's pretty loyal and chill and laid back.
Nala: Gryffindor. Because she's damn proper Hunter.
Mufasa: FUCKIN GRYFFINDOR M8!
Sarabi: I'd have to say Hufflepuff because she's sweet and a really good mom.
Scar: Slytherin. Need I say more?
Zazu: Ravenclaw. He's really smart and knows what shit needs to be done.
Rafiki: Ravenclaw. If you don't agree you can fight me.
Shenzi: SHENZI IS A GODDAMN HUFFLEPUFF IF YOU DONT AGREE CASH ME OUSSIDE HOW BOU DAT!
Banzai: Gryffindor. He's very reckless and charges headfirst without thinking.
Ed: He's obviously a Ravenclaw!
Timon: Slytherin. Sneaky and Cunning.
Pumbaa: Hufflepuff. Fight me.
Zira: Gryffindor. Very boastful and proud.
Nuka: Slytherin. Shall I go on?
Vitani: Ravenclaw. Because she's very smart, calm, and streetwise.
Kovu: Hufflepuff look at the smol bean.
Kiara: Gryffindor. Does anyone want to argue?
Kion: Gryffindor. He's very brave.
Bunga: I was stuck between Gryffindor and Slytherin but Imma hafta go with Gryffindor.
Beshte: Hufflepuff. Fight me.
Fuli: Ravenclaw. Shall I say anything more?
Ono: Ravenclaw. He's smart but also kind of arrogant.
Janja: Slytherin.
Chungu: Hufflepuff probably.
Cheezi: Hufflepuff. He's got a job to do because he's hungry so GET IT DONE BOY!
Nne: Slytherin.
Tano: Ravenclaw.
Jasiri: Gryffindor. She's very headstrong and tough.
Madoa: I'm thinking.... Ravenclaw.
Ushari: Slytherin. He's a goddamn snake. #Usharishipsdontlie
Ma: Hufflepuff probably.
Uncle Max: Slytherin or Gryffindor. I can't decide.
Lemme know if I'm forgetting anyone! SMASH THAT VOTE BUTTON LIKE RON SMASHES BECKY
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RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
