Oh fuck lemme find one
Here's Fetus Me.
Well I've matured mentally a lot and learned to control my emotions better, I've filled out, I've become more of a fangirl, and... Yeah.... I'm also a good animal parent. I'm a helicopter but still...
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The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)