so I just watched Aladdin for the first time in about five years and this shit came up
bITCH WHAT THE FUCK GET IT OUT OF HERE HELP ME
YOU ARE READING
The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)