Hey queenxivory
You are complaining about how it's 80° down there in Disney World and you hate it and wish you were here? Okay. Here's how balmy and warm it was today
Let's trade places!
YOU ARE READING
The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)