A normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
Ok so my snake Philip hasn't been eating his mice that I offer him so I put some hard boiled egg yolk in there and I couldn't find it so I thought it just rotted away but then today... THIS HAPPENED
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MY SON'S FIRST SHED So I added two and two together and realized that he must have eaten the egg and then shedded his skin! But that means that all he's eating is eggs which means...
GASTON WHAT THE FUCK avi-starwarstrash YOU TURNED OUR SON INTO AN OVATARIAN BOI WHY!
