So I just watched Disney Descendants and I surprisingly liked it. I thought it was going to be a cheesy Mary Sue fanfiction made into a movie but it was actually pretty good. The choreography was done really well and they rapped a lot! Jay reminded me sooooo much of Philip because he just wants to make his dad proud and he's sooo sweet! And oh my gODS BEN IS SUCH A BEAN DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED IN HIM BEN IS A CINNAMON ROLL WHO NEEDS TO BE PROTECTED OH MY GOD! I also heard that they're making a sequel that's coming out this summer :) I seriously hope they have a daughter of Hades in there because if so I claim her she's mine. Well as my character. I means we're practically sisters. And Carlos trying a Reese's peanut butter cup for the first time ASKDHSLDJEJSKJFKDKDJDJE and I'm stealing Jay's motto "stealing is like buying whatever I want, except it's free." And there was this one scene where Jay and Carlos were fighting over a towel and Carlos is like "why do you want this towel?! There's another one." And Jay's like "because you want it." This turned into a rant I'm sorry
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RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
