Someone: Mufasa!
Me:When your OTP dies in a book and you're still mad a week later
When the dog dies in a movie
When someone trash talks your fandom:
Mom: WHO ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM?!
Me:When someone says an offensive joke about the LGBT community and everyone laughs but your gay ass is right there
When someone asks if you're triggered but you are on a short fuse
When you're listening to Spotify and Mordred's Lullaby comes on
YOU ARE READING
The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)