There are damn porcupines mating on my lawn. VERY LOUDLY! Like can you stop doing the dirty on my lawn, stop making porcupine sex noises, and most importantly GET OUTTA ME SWAMP
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The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
Sexy time
There are damn porcupines mating on my lawn. VERY LOUDLY! Like can you stop doing the dirty on my lawn, stop making porcupine sex noises, and most importantly GET OUTTA ME SWAMP
