I wanted to be cute and Emo today and my mom said I looked goth. I was happy.... Then my stepdad said I looked like a Vegas Stripper...
If my body is a temple, I am the goddess it is devoted to. Do not tell me how I must decorate my altar.
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The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)