A normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)
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I plan to dress up in a tingle costume and jump out of a closet covered with a rainbow flag and shout "I'M GAY" and then say "Actually I'm Pan but whatever."
