Happy Birthday to Alexander Hamilton! I hope you had a very happy birthday you man whore! Here! Have a cake!
(This is a real cake) GO ON! EAT THE DAMN THING AND BE HAPPY! GO ON! PHILIP AND I ARE WAITING!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YA FREAK
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The parseltongue handbook
RandomA normal day in the life of a parselmouth. Learn how to use this power to your means and take in the psychology of the average reptile. Also there is tons of shitty randomness in here from a real parselmouth's perspective and everyday life :)