•Persephone once went to a mortal diner with her mom and had a Belgian waffle so whenever she goes to the underworld she begs Hades to have fresh Belgian Waffles at least once a week the whole time she's with him.
•Hades has APD (Antisocial Personality Disorder) and anxiety so when he gets stressed Persephone is always there with cookies and a blanket.
•Both argue about the dog all the time. "Honey you cannot bring a 50 foot tall Rottweiler into the house!" "Aw come on! He wouldn't hurt a- CERBERUS NO PUT DOWN THAT SKELETAL SOLDIER!" "Woof!" (You decide which is which)
•Persephone insists on playing Dance With The Devil by Breaking Benjamin every time they have a dance and Hades pretends to hate it but thinks it's cute.
•Both really like animals and whenever animals come to the underworld without their owners Persephone puts them in the palace garden until their owners die.
That's all for now Folks! *hides*
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