The Misadventures of me

Is that a penis on your face?

I replied to his message instantly, which is weird because I'm horrible at texting back quickly.

'Hey' I said

'So.. I get no nickname?' He asks

'Uhh..Cam?'

'Yeah that'll do'

'So you live right across, huh'

'Yeah, so if you see someone with binoculars looking into your room don't worry it's just me'

'You weirdo' I reply laughing out loud

'So I'll pick you up tomorrow, ok' he says

'Um for...?'

'School, duh'

'Oh well ok then'

'Goodnight, sweetheart.' I smile at that.

'Goodnight, Cam' I reply

I lay down and suddenly fall into a deep sleep.

*next morning*

I woke up at 7:00, and walked to my mirror.

"Ahhhh!" I yell looking at my face, which now had a penis, a mustache, and a poorly drawn chicken written in black sharpie. I then hear the laughs of Jonathan and Jason.

"I'm gonna kill you two!!" I yell. I then run to my bathroom and try to scrub it all off with a luffa. I managed to get the chicken and mustache off, but that penis wasn't gonna be easy. I decide to just get in the shower and see if it'll come off. 30 minutes later and now I have a faded, but still there penis on my face. I can't be late to school, but if everyone sees it I'll be the laughing stock. I get dressed and head downstairs to see two very amused brothers.

"Assholes" I mumble under my breath

"What was that Riley?" Jonathan asks laughing

"Yeah, mom did you hear that?" Jason says, I punch them both while grabbing my toast. Jason bites my toast leaving half and I'm mad now. No one touches my toast with cream cheese, and jelly.

"Jason!" I yell tackling him on the couch. He then flips me under him, dammit I forgot he's on the wrestling team.

"Hey!" my mom yells getting both our attention

"Stop it you two!" she yells again

"He started it" "She started it" me and Jason say at the same time. Then we both bust out laughing.

*door bell rings*

"I'll get it." I say opening the door

"Hey, lemme just get my bag." I say going back in the kitchen

"Who was that?" Mom asks

"My friend." I reply. I then hug my mom and ruffle Jason and Jonathan's hair.

"See you at school!" I say walking out the door.

"Is that a penis on your face?" Cameron asks sounding amused. Oh Crap! I totally forgot about that.

"It was my brothers..." I say sounding embarrassed

"Haha, tell them I said good job." he says

"No." I say with my best poker face

"Who was that loser talking to you yesterday?" he asks

"Oh, that was Anthony" I say

"What did he want?"

"He asked if I could tutor him." I reply

"Oh, he just wants to get in your pants" he says.

"Then why would he ask me to tutor him?"

"Because it's a classic way to get girls alone, it's Textbook." he replies as if I should've known that

"Oh, well he seems really nice, and I don't think he would do that." I say

"Those are the ones you gotta look out for."

"Yeah, yeah." We make it to school on time and kept walking. Cameron puts his arm around me and I look at him like he's crazy.

"What are you doing?" I ask

"I'm just putting my arm around my friend." he replies. I see Anthony in the distance coming our way and I panic.
What's this gonna look like!? He's getting closer, and Cameron tenses his grip.

"Hey...Riley" he says looking intimidated by Cameron. I mean I guess he had a reason, Cameron was tall, and strong in his own way. Definitely a ladies man.

"Hey." I reply. I see Cameron give him a look that seems to scare him off because he said bye and walked the other way.

"Cam! what the hell?" I ask

"What did I do?" He asks making an innocent look

"You totally scared him off." I exclaim

"Well it's not my fault." He says

"Yeah, ok" I reply, watching Josh come towards us. I take Cameron's arm and take it off me, because Josh already thinks something's going on.

"Hey Josh, why are you running?" I ask

"I couldn't find you." he replied hugging me

"Well I'm here now." I say hugging him back

"I almost called you, but I had to tell you in person" he says between breathes

"What is it?" I ask wondering what he has to say

"I kissed her!" He yells happily

"Oh my gosh! That's great!" I yell back hugging him

"Yeah, we have so much in common." he replies

"That's so awesome, Josh." I say smiling

"Oh um guys, I'd hate to interrupt, but he have 2 minutes to get to class" Cameron says. We are now running to get to class.

"Wait,Ri, is that a penis on your face?" Josh asks, and him and Cameron laugh their butts off all the way to class.