Vanossgaming X Reader - Fairytale Princess

Chapter 3 - Town Square

Vanoss' POV

I followed Y/n into the Town Square, seeing people stop and stare at the girl I was following. They whispered about me, probably assuming I was stalking her to kill her. No, I would make it less visible. Duh.

I saw her approach a small cottage building, saying 'WIZARDRY AND POTIONS' on a large wooden sigh on the front. We walked in, a loud bell ringing signalling another customer. A hooded figure in a green cloak looked toward us. "Hello, welcome to Charley's Potion shop. How would we be of use to you, Madam and Monseiur?" The lady smirked. I had an eerie feeling about her.

"Yes! Uh, two potions of invisibility and another potion of levitation. Also, have you got the protective charm I requested?" Y/n smiled at the girl as if she were someone to be trusted. I kept my guard up, though. "Oh yes, here they are." She handed Y/n a basket of three potion bottles and a box. "Thank you, how much was that again?" Y/n pulled out her money from her satchel.

"Fifty kutch, thank you." (Random words) the cloaked mage smiled. "The discounted prices have lowered even more, huh?" Y/n gestured to the numerous shelved of discounted items. "Yes, since not many people belive my voodoo really works." 'Charley' said. I snarled on the inside at the mysterious girl, feeling as if a dark magic radiated off her.

"Come on, Vanoss, let's go." Y/n tugged on my sleeve. I glared at the girl and left, inhaling deeply to calm myself. Why did I feel like murdering her for no reason? I ignored my strange tendencies and followed Y/n to her next stop, which happened to be the grocers. I walked inside, letting Y/n scurry around to find her food supplies and such. I heard a yelp in another isle, and went to investigate. I saw a light haired girl huffing. "Can I... help you?" I raised an eyebrow under my cloak.

"No, but I can help you~" She purred, leaning over to me. "Does it look like I need it?" I questioned, uninterested at what the girls hinting at. "Come on, honey~" She began leaning on my chest, which I instantly rejected. "Sorry, bye." I hissed, walking over to Y/n, who seemed to be having trouble with reaching something.

I snorted at her adorable attempts to reach the large milk carton above her. She turned to me, glaring. "Don't just stand their and laugh at me, help!" She whined. I chuckled and pulled it down with ease, handing it to her. She eyed my invisible expression, as if she could see my face, before tearing it out of my hands harshly. She yelped as the weight of the milk pulled her down to the floor.

I wore a smirk as she tried to carry it to the salesperson. I took it from her grasp and set it on the counter, laughing at her huffing. "That would be.... Thirty Kutch, thanks." The dull brunette at the counter sighed. "Have a nice day." She almost groaned, letting us leave. I carried her stuff as she ran around, purchasing more and more items. "Hey. Why do you need groceries when you're a princess? Just tell someone else to buy it for you or something." I said tiredly.

"Because it's more fun this way!" Y/n only smiled, redoing her h/c hair. "You've never experienced true fun, have you?" I rolled my eyes as we began walking back to the castle. "Whatever!" She scoffed. I chuckled as we made it to the steele gates, having them open upon our arrival. "Thanks, Robert." Y/n waved the man off as she rushed into the dining hall, handing the cooks the groceries. They handed her seventy Kutch in return, and she carried the rest to her room.

"Hey, didn't you have a satchel before?" I gestured to the missing leather satchel from her arm. "Oh gosh dang it." She cursed, running back out. I followed her running, her being quite fast. We wound back at the Town Square, it being darker than before. What do you expect, we spent almost all day on items.

"In here?" I pointed to a suspicious dark alley, which had a leather satchel sitting conveniently in the dark end of it. "Yes! That's it!" She cheered, running over to it. "Princess Y/n, wait--" I was cut off by her yelping. "Shit." I cussed and ran over, seeing a variety of assassin's. "Oh hey, Vanoss. This your girlfriend?" One smirked. "Really, guys? Hand her over." I groaned, ignoring the insane laughter from one. "So she IS." The blue cloaked figure laughed.

"Delirious, let 'er go." The assassin dressed in green and grey huffed in his thick Irish accent. "Fine, whatever." Delirious let her arms go, only for her to knee him in the crotch. He doubled over in pain as she ran over to behind me. "Y/n, it's fine. They're friends." I chuckled. "You're not gonna scold her, at least!?" Delirious whined from the dust covered pathway.

"Come on, weakling." I joked, kicking him lightly. "How would you like it?! Lady, kick him in the dick!" Delirious growled. "Delightedly." Y/n giggled, landing her foot in my lower region. I rolled over rin pain, groaning. "Hahahah!" She laughed lightly. "Fuck- Why?!" I yelled. "You deserved it." She triumphantly protested. "Who's weak now?!" The Irishman laughed. "Why don'tcha kick him in the dick, too?!" I whined.

"He didn't do anything." She smirked. Jonathon snorted, relieved of the pain of being kicked in the dick. (Everytime I type DICK it auto-capitalizes from a recent conversation XD)
I stood up and dusted myself off after being kicked in the dick. "Okay, so Y/n. I'm going to get you back for that. Also, these guys are my friends, Delirious, Nogla and that quiet boy is Mini Ladd." I gestured to the three guys standing there mindlessly. "The others aren't here yet, I guess." I nodded.

"Whatever, can we go home? I found my money." She gripped the satchel tightly, intimidated by Delirious' glare. "Sure, let's go." I muttered. "You're explaining her once you get back!" Delirious yelled. I ignored his and followed Y/n back to the palace.

Kay. Never again do I want to type anything in full capitals. It'll always be capitals. Never again. Also, don't hurt your throat with DICK. That sounded wrong. Don't hurt throat with screaming about DICK. There we go.
Word count: 1096 words.