The title is a bit inaccurate, I'm ftm nonbinary (not sure if agender or genderqueer, lol) but whatever I've had this book for ages.
My name is Hayden and I'm a teenage unicorn boy. I like music and to draw and I also like YouTube. I'm full of love...
Anyways, me and R💅🏻 are talking again, but you'll never guess why she stopped talking to me.
Okay so backstory: R💅🏻's mom hates me. She thinks I'm a horny slut trying to seduce her daughter so that's fun. She went into R💅🏻's phone and BLOCKED me so I only talk with R💅🏻 at school.
But, R💅🏻's dad is chill as fuck so whenever she's with her dad, we are like conjoined at the hip or something.
Okay so fast forward to now.
R💅🏻 had been avoid me and ignoring me like I killed her family or something and I didn't know why. I assumed it was because she was going through some shit so I left her alone.
Then I finally talked to her again yesterday and she explained why:
(Take a seat and grab your flasks cause this is gonna only go downhill)
So her dad found out I was bi (of fucking course he did) and he didn't want R💅🏻 to be my friend anymore because he didn't want me falling in love with her.
I wish I was fucking joking 🙃
What. The. Hell.
R💅🏻 obviously loves me like a sister so she came up with this idea so that we could still be friends: I tell her dad I'm straight and me staring at girls was just my ADHD.
I didn't even show up. I went to GSA so I could vent to them.
She told her dad by herself.
He believed it
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So yay me and R💅🏻 are still friends!
She had to lie right to her dad but still
I think he freaked out cause he saw me kiss her. Let me explain.
We were doing a role play thing (not that kind ya nasty). We were pretending to be like creepy pastas and stuff. It's like cosplay only we had no costumes.
She was Jeff the Killer and I was Laughing Jack. We were doing the shipped version of them.
So basically I had to chase after her and try to kiss her because that's what Jack does. (Jack is basically a fuckin rapist. Look up Jeff the Killer x laughing Jack. FUCKIN YAOI MATE)
He saw us kissing when I was in character. The kiss meant nothing it was literally for the RP.
Dude you should know this you do RP's with your daughter all the time.
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So anyways that's life, my life is fucked and I'm getting a haircut soon.
Oh shit! Before I forget I met these twins named Naomi and Camden. They are so nice!
