Avengers Preferences and Imagines (COMPLETED)

Requests~ Drunk Texts (him)

This is a request from @amz676 enjoy!!

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Steve:
(I know he can't get drunk, but you know. Have an imagination)

Babe: STAR SPANGLED MAN WITH A PLAN!!

(Y/N): Steve, are you drunk? Wth. I thought you couldn't get drunk.

Babe: CARRY THE FLAG SHORE TO SHORE FOR AMERICA.......uh.....

(Y/N): Steve, where are you?

Babe: YoUR'e so hot. I Hpe yo know tath.

(Y/N): *SIGH* I'm going to call Bucky.

Babe: NOOoOOooOO

Thor:
( I know he can't get drunk either....)

Barbie: (YYYYY/NNNNN), pay attention to meeee!!

Princess: Thor, I'm literally across the room. And where'd you get the Asgardian drink from? You haven't been to Asgard in months.

Barbie: Shhhh, it's a secret.......my head is stArTing to huRT. (YYYYY/NNNNN) whyyyyy????

Princess: This is all your fault. Let's get you to bed.

Barbie: bUt I don't wannnnnna go to bbbed.....*WHINES*

Princess: No, Thor I will take away all your poptarts if you don't go to bed.

Barbie: ........you WouulDn't

Princess: Watch me

Tony:

Mr. Playboy: lOOk at meeee!

Sexy: Tony wth why do you have a pole in the middle of our bedroom?

Mr. Playboy: I need to practice!! I'm geTTing rusty.

Sexy: Since when have you practiced dancing with a pole

Mr. Playboy: A wHile ago
*a minute later*

Mr. Playboy: (YYYYY/NNNNN) why wnot yuo answer me!!

Mr. Playboy: WHYHY!!

Mr. Playboy: I'm ALL ALONE!

Loki:

King: HEy hey hey hey hey

(Y/N): What Loki, have you been partying with Thor again?

King: Why would you thiKn that? You dOn't trust me?

(Y/N): You never text me. Unless you're drunk.

King: ..........right

Clint:

Mrs. Barton: Clint, where are you?

Mrs. Barton: Clint?

Mrs. Barton: CLINT!

Archer: *GIGGLES*.........hi

Mrs. Barton: *SIGH* Can you answer a bit faster

Archer: Why? fkdljkflajfkla'djgv

Mrs. Barton: Uh.......maybe I'll wait till you're home and not drunk. I'm going to send Steve for you.......

Archer: How'd you know I was drunk?f fdafcxrgfdknl

Mrs. Barton: ............

Bucky:

Metal Man: Hey, babe, hey.

Doll: What do you want, Bucky. It's three in the morning. Where are you anyway?

Metal Man: I'm still with Steve *GIGGLES* we're having fun

Doll: Well that's good. Just make sure that he drives, because I can tell from just texting you that your drunk.

Metal Man: *WHINES* But I wanna drive........I'll get us home

Doll: Just not in one piece. Buck, just let Steve drive home

Metal Man: *SIGH*.......

Bruce:

Greenie: Hey, (Y/N) guess what.....guess

(Y/N): What?

Greenie: GUEESSS!!!

(Y/N): *SIGH* You found an antidote for the Hulk?

Greenie: NOOO!! I painted all Toyn's suits pink! *GIGGLES*

(Y/N): Bruce, why?

Greenie: Cause I wanted to

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There's going to be more parts to this request. First I will do:

-Drunk Texts (you)

-He's Drunk

-You're Drunk

That's the lineup for the next couple chapters. :)