Drunk Texts (you)

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Steve:

(Y/N): eYh, you have a rEAlLy niCe butt

Babe: Uh, thanks.......you okay?

(Y/N): fIen, fine just.....*GIGGLES*.......your reallY hot

Babe: *you're

(Y/N): yOU know waht?

Babe: What?

(Y/N).........I forgto......

Thor:

Princess: You'RE a BarBie girl, in a.......uh

Barbie: (Y/N)? You okay?

Princess: I foRgot the rest

Barbie: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world?

Princess: THATs iT!!

Barbie: Thought so....

Tony:

Sexy: You're *GIGGLES* you're going to need more liquor.....

Mr. Playboy: YOU GOT INTO MY LIQUOR CABINET?!?

Sexy: Yep. yOu shouldnt give me a key

Mr. Playboy: I'm taking away the key. No liquor for you for a month!

Sexy: NoOOOOoooOOOoo!!

Loki:

(Y/N): HeY, gues what?

King: What?

King: (Y/N)?

King: Babe?

*New text from Tin Man (Bucky)*

Tin Man: Uh......Loki.......can you come get (Y/N)? She just walked into my room and passed out onto the floor.....

Clint:

Mrs. Barton: cAn I decortae your biws and arrowks? Pwetty pwease?

Archer: No.....why would you want to do that?

Mrs. Barton: CAUSE THEY'RE BORING!!

Archer: No they're not. They're perfectly fine.

JARVIS over the speaker: Mr. Barton, can you please report to the living room? Mrs. Barton got a hold of one of your arrows and shocked herself with it.

Bucky:

Doll: Can i ptu magnets on yoeru amr? *GIGGLES* it needs to be uPdated

Metal Man: No inappropriate words........please

Doll: I PROMISE!! *RUNS TO BUCKY* IM HERE

Metal Man: Uh yeah I can tell, you just tripped on the carpet and fell at my feet

Doll: I'm finE

Bruce:

(Y/N): Brucie, Tony let me have SOME of his liquor,

Greenie: Some?

(Y/N): weLL, maybe a bit more

Greenie: *SIGHS* I'm coming up to get you.

(Y/N): NOO! I'm hiding! *RUNS OFF*

Greenie: (Y/N)!!!

Greenie: I'm coming to get you!

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