Drunk

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Steve:

Him:

When he's drunk, he starts singing random songs that come to his head. Either that, or he gets really clingy. He'll sometimes sing songs that are from the 40s and you enjoy it, unless he's literally screaming the lyrics, which is most of the time. But you can usually get him settled down enough to get him to bed and to sleep.

You:

When you get drunk, you constantly tell him compliments about his body. You once tried to take off his shirt, wanting to 'cuddle' with him. You both knew that wasn't what you wanted, but that's what your story was.

Thor:

Him:

When he gets drunk, he gets REALLY loud. You don't enjoy it at all. Then after a while, he gets clingy, like Steve does. He often tries to braid his hair. You let him do it once, and it turned out being a birds nest. It was nothing like a braid. You spent hours trying to get it out.

You:

You get tipsy. Like really tipsy. You also sing a bit, but not like Steve does. You can actually braid his hair while you're drunk, and it turns out to be a good enough job for him. He enjoys it, if he's being honest.

Tony:

Him:

He gets REALLY close to you. He then kisses your cheek and then buries his face in your neck, kissing it softly. He then pulls you into his lap and kisses you, which often leads to more. The next morning, he remembers nothing.

You:

You get really hyper for about an hour, then you crash onto either the couch or the bed in your bedroom. Which it's usually the couch. Sometimes, Bruce is there and you end up passing out in his lap. He sits there awkwardly with you half in his lap until Tony came in and he pushes you off quickly saying, "I promise it's not what it looks like"

Clint:

Him:

When he's drunk, you have to take away his arrows and replace them with Nerf arrows so he doesn't hurt anyone with the real ones. You learned that quickly the first time he got drunk. Luckily you were able to see him aiming it wildly and able to move out of the way quickly.

You:

You ALWAYS want to decorate his bow and arrow. You did that once and he didn't talk to you for a week because he had a mission the next day......and you had painted them a glittery pink and purple. He was so embarrassed when he had to leave, trying to hide his bow and arrow. Everyone burst out laughing.

Bucky:

Him:

You noticed that he seemed to seclude himself from everyone else. He only texts you. Except the one time he went out with Steve and ended up getting drunk. He tried to drive home, but Steve made him get in the backseat and let him drive, not wanting to die that day.

You:

You want to put magnets on his metal arm. You were like a little kid when it came to magnets and his arm. You once put an inappropriate word on his arm and he quickly tried to take it off, but you whined and tried to keep it on. Steve ended up seeing it and turning a bright red.

Bruce:

Him:

He always seems to convince JARVIS to paint Tony's suits multiple colors. JARVIS has wanted to get back at Tony for some odd reasons, so he does it. Although he doesn't always do it. Bruce is always proud of himself when he does it without getting caught in action.

You:

You always bragged to Bruce how Tony would let you have some of his liquor, but always "somehow" drank to much. Bruce knew that it wasn't an accident that you drank to much and that he knew Tony didn't try to stop you, letting you drink as much as you want.


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