josh and ash we're chilling at his flat- or apartment idgaf what you call it in your country or whatever the fuck but okay anyways they were chilling as couples do and shit.
then josh looked over at shalynn and smiled, showing all of his teens dn tongue and shit. no, notnhis tongue, that would be weird. why smiles with their tongue??? anyways, they were just sitting and shit then ashlynnn noticed he had 2 teeth that were all fucked up and shit.
"hey josh what's up with your two teeth there" she pointed at the sharp teeth, not getting that her boyfriend was basically edward and she was a lesser version in ella or bella or whatever the fuck that chicks name was
"i'm a vampire dude what the fuck how did you not notice." josh explained ducky. ducky? *dull-ly. same thing i guess anyways
"i don't know." ashtits laughed
"both you're stupid i'm leaving you bye call me an uber please and thanks" josh then left a flapartment and went downstairs where his uber was already waiting. (see what i did with the flat partner thing? <flapartment, mot flat partner lmao )
so ashlynn was left alone and crying and shit cuz she needs to get her shit together and suck it up lmao
or she could just go to stingy (; (shoutout to my dudes who read my other shit storm)
and yeah that's the end bye he you'll never know what happened on the roof lmao aren't i great
a/n i'm high and i'll probs delete this hope not tho eecks dee
