Loving The Idiots - Fairy Tail [Nalu, Gruvia, Jerza, Gale, Rowen & More!]

The resort

Mirajane

I abruptly stopped the van when a enormous, large glass building hovered over us. Since the Troia wore off the Dragon Slayers mid-journey, there was a small riot to see who could get out first. Natsu had nearly set the van on fire, and the windows were smashed due to Gajeel's singing and his guitar playing during the late moments of the journey. Laxus had stopped them before it got too far, saving Jellal from having more weird thoughts about Fairy Tail.

Checking over my bag once more and ticking off the list formed in my mind, Lisanna walked up towards me. She'd pointed to the entrance door, which was one of those circling ones for a limited amount of people to go at each compartment and push at it. Natsu was already thinking it were some kind of play area, and had decided to go around about ten times.

"It's so hot!" Lucy shouted over the boiling heat, and fanned herself with her hands. Juvia's face was flushed—but I couldn't tell if it was because of the warm weather, or the fact Gray was stripping.

Erza pinched Gray by the ear and flung him to the other end of the street. She'd reprimanded him, "Gray, your clothes!" for about as long as they'd been together.

"Juvia's melting," Juvia admitted, gradually turning into pools of water. Levy attempted to spray everyone with cool water—as Gajeel had asked for it—but for Juvia...

Laxus had decided to help Wendy, who was sprawled across the floor, getting soaked by Happy's bucket of fish, and a more logical idea; ice. I gripped Laxus by his shirt in case he decided to use "electrocuting" as a way to make Wendy get up.

"Laxus!" I hurried to follow his pace, just one step behind him. However, he turned around suddenly at my voice, and I bashed my head on his chest. "Ow," my immediate response rang out.

I stared, bewildered as I felt his hand patting my head. He made me seem as if I were a 5 year old kid; I swatted it away. Romeo came out of the car, on his way to join Natsu—why he aspired to be like that hot-headed idiot, I couldn't understand.

"Can't you see?" I pointed at Romeo, who had decided to help Wendy instead. I nearly squealed at the sight; RoWen was starting to blossom! Tugging Laxus away, I stormed up inside the building, with Laxus on my tail. This was only for precautions, if threatening the manager was necessary.

The air conditioning blasted as soon as we both stepped inside the glass building. In front lay a beach, seagulls swooping overhead and small children already playing outside. Their faces were coated by sun cream, unlike some other adults who were tanning under the sun.

I offered a smile to the swooning manager who had dropped his pen whilst watching me. Laxus grunted in annoyance, stepping closer to my side. I was too bothered about setting my OTPs up to care at that moment. He could have his punishment later.

"Hello!" The manager greeted cheerfully, swivelling his eyes between me and Laxus. I eagerly sidestepped, since the proximity then suggested we were...close. "Have you booked your rooms?"

He shivered as Laxus crossed his arms, impatient. Laxus' muscles appeared even bigger than usual when he did that motion, and I struggled to look elsewhere than his toned body.

"Yeah," Laxus replied, saving me from my reverie. I slipped a piece of paper onto the table, all the information and bookings written inside it. The manager fumbled around keys in a drawer beside him, and pulled out a clean, polished key to give to me, and another to Laxus.

Master Makarov knew that it was more of a vacation than a training camp trip, and also had an idea I'd book a room for two people. I had to agree with him to book two large living areas with dorms, one for girls, one for men, or else the whole team wouldn't be able to go.

Grinning, I took a twirl on my heel and rushed outside to call the others in. Laxus rolled his eyes at my excitement, but I decided to ignore him rather than start an argument right there and then.

The whole team raced inside when I'd informed them about the AC. When I reached inside, we were welcomed by two other members; both men. One was white haired, the other black haired, but other than that they looked similar. The black-haired man waved at me, in which I smiled back in return. Beside me, Laxus had tensed.

"Are you the Fairy Tail members?" He called out when the whole gang reached them. I, seeming to be the leader of the guild, nodded. He introduced himself as "Zach", and would be leading the men to their dorms. It was a relief, since he seemed flirtatious, and I didn't need him ruining my plans.

The white haired had decided to slip his arms around Lucy's waist, whilst kissing the girl's cheeks in turn. I pretended to be enjoying it, too—in order to make the men feel jealous. Even Natsu had fire coming out of his clenched fists, and seemed eager to rip the man's throat out.

As the white haired leaned towards me, I harshly whispered, "You better stay away from my OTPs, you player." He jerked his chin to harm me, but I leaned back just in time.

"Good afternoon, ladies. My name is—"

"Cut the formalities," Erza pointed a sword at his chin. "Let go of Lucy, now." Lucy was growing increasingly uncomfortable at his tightening grasp.

He spoke through gritted teeth, "As you wish, darling." I smirked as Lucy scrambled to be at Levy's side again. Erza and I could make a great team to bring him down. "Anyways, I am Jonah, and shall be bringing you girls to your rooms."

We followed a few spaces behind his slow walk, pretending to not notice his few winks he gave to us behind his shoulder. Cocky bastard. Even the boys, now mixed again with the girls since the first few directions were the same to both dorms, shot glares to Jonah. Zach was obviously the most likeable out of the two.

Jonah jabbed the button to signal for the elevators. There was a ding as it reached Ground level, and everyone scrambled into one carriage. There was another one coming down, too, but it seemed as if the males did not want to lose sight of the girls. Or perhaps one in particular.

Jellal was the only one who decided to get into the empty carriage, but Erza pulled him in the crowded one to leave Zach and Jonah alone. Our elevator sped up to level 8, half way throughout the whole building.

The scenery blurred as we travelled higher and higher, faster at each level. Gajeel, Natsu and Laxus had space around them in case they were to puke. 

Finally, the elevator door opened. Lapis Lazuli coloured carpet flooded the whole entire floor. Wooden doors with shiny handles decorated the corridor like brightly lit torches. Everyone gaped in amazement, and next to us Jonah chuckled; he and Zach had come in the empty elevator.

"There are two others who have said to know you," Zach told us. "They're in your dorms. We tried to keep them out, but they insisted..." His voice zoned out as Erza swung the door open.

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Yes, yes, I know. You all hate me. I didn't update yesterday, this was a short chapter (and crappy), and I left you all on a cliff hanger!

Lolol. See ya tomorrow with an update!

PS: This is the average length for a chapter (1,000 words). The last two were quite long, so I was worried some of you would get bored halfway...