Loving The Idiots - Fairy Tail [Nalu, Gruvia, Jerza, Gale, Rowen & More!]

Drunk Love

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Lisanna

To say they were drunk was an understatement.

It dawned on me as early morning rolled around, and the lights in the hotel were still on. The bizarre rays of scintillation flickered with different colours, as if there were a disco ball. After kindly rejecting my sister's offers of attending their party, I'd gone out for fresh air, expecting my guild to calm down a bit since it was 1am in the morning.

Now it seemed as if the group had gotten 10 times bigger.

Casually stepping over Freed's wasted body, I stood at the entrance looking flabbergasted. Cana had invited Bacchus, and they both were red in the face by the thousands of barrels piled up on their sides. It seemed that Cana's determination of winning and hard work for it had payed off.

Gajeel and Laxus were playing Mario Kart on the broken TV screen. Natsu had smashed it after sparking a fight with Gray, who'd attempted to hit Lyon (why was he here?) with his ice canon. After all, there were some rivalry between the two of who'd spend the evening with Juvia.

I grinned, my sweet personality forgotten as this was perfect blackmail material. Taking out my phone, I swiped right to get to the camera... And took a picture of a red- faced Gray holding a swooning Juvia. He'd never admitted he liked the water Mage, but his drunk side obviously proved it.

"I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU!" Gajeel hovered his finger over the B button on the Wii remote, as they were now starting rainbow road.

"Oh yeah?" Laxus almost sang in his wobbly, drunk voice, "You don't even know how to drive!"

The screen showed the number 3 and it started to count down. Gajeel, pumped to win Laxus once and for all, held down the number 2 button, grinning as the race finally started. To his dismay, his character was surrounded by dust and clouds.

"Damnit!" Gajeel roared, steering to get a boost from all the rainbow lanes on the track. Laxus was far ahead, but had missed one of those boxes as Gajeel swerved his body towards him.

"Idiot! You don't move your own body, you use the remote!" Laxus glared at the grinning Gajeel. He'd gained a rocket and zoomed past Laxus who was only armed with a red shell.

Laxus quickly recovered and aimed at the Princess Peach in front of him. She gave an "Oh no!" as the blonde haired got hit and fell down into the darkness. Laxus returned his concentration to Gajeel who was in 1st place. He smirked as he gained a blue shell, and with Gajeel not far away, pressed on it.

"Fucking shell!" Gajeel and Laxus shouted together, as both of them got hit. Gajeel had seen Laxus with the blue shell at the top of his screen, and had slowed down so he'd share the impact.

Laxus gritted his teeth. The two dragon slayers were now on their last lap. Gajeel smirked as he was surrounded by 3 Green shells, which meant whatever small attack Laxus tried on him would fail.

"FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Gajeel slammed the remote so hard it almost broke, as Laxus got three mushrooms for a large boost. The music got faster and more intense, and the two's concentration increased rapidly. They were now head to head, and when the finish line came in sight...

Laxus smirked and used his large boost to hit Gajeel off the track. Gajeel's character tumbled into darkness as well as a list of swear words which spilt from his mouth. Laxus came in first place, Mario in second, Yoshi third, Luigi fourth, and then Gajeel with a cloud hovering his head finally came through the finish line.

"At least you didn't come 12th," I heard Lucy sigh as she was watching them both, too. She sweat dropped when Gajeel turned and glared at her. "Oh look!" She pointed to Levy who waved to her, "gotta dash!" Gajeel blushed at the wink Levy gave to him.

"Lu-chan!" Levy clasped her hands together, "Jellal likes books too!" Lucy looked towards Jellal who was tied into a chair and was forced to eat a mountain of strawberry cakes due to Erza. She was still angry about him eating Red Velvet Cake—and even her drunken state didn't forget that.

Wow. Cake ruined her life.

I walked towards Kinana and Mirajane who were serving drinks. Bacchus and Cana had fallen onto the floor, but from the barrels of alcohol from their sides, Cana was the winner. I cheered innerly for her behalf.

My eyes widened as Mirajane swung a small glass flask in her hand. She casually put drops into each cup, setting them neatly onto the counter.

"Mira-nee," I warned, nearly tripping over Cobra who I didn't know was there. His face was flushed, and embarrassment creeped up onto his skin. I was well aware of what my sister was holding—love potions. She'd also prepared many things for the Dragon mating day during the trip, and I shivered at the thought.

I sighed as Natsu began talking to Lucy, a strand in my chest loosening for some reason. They were such a cute couple!

Oh gee, I was beginning to sound like Mira.

"It's just a teeny bit!" Mavis exclaimed, sitting on the counter. I gasped in shock. "I'm excited to see what happens!"

"See? Mavis agrees with me, too," Mirajane grinned and clapped her hands loudly for all to hear. "Everyone, line up! Some delicious drinks made by me coming your way!"

Immediately, everyone scrambled into the line. They couldn't think due to the amount of alcohol taking a toll in their brains. Wendy, Romeo and Carla grudgingly made their way to join the other members.

"Wendy, Romeo! You're not supposed to drink alcohol at your age!" I scolded.

"Natsu-ni told me too," Romeo slurred. I rolled my eyes at the ecstatic Natsu who took a huge gulp from the cup Mira handed out.

"I need to have some experience," Wendy whined, nearly stumbling as she took a slow step forwards in the moving line.

I blocked them before they could get near. "Just promise me not to drink this," I pointed to the drinks, sending a worried glance over my shoulder as Natsu picked Lucy up from the ground and swung her around the room. Lucy was giggling almost hysterically.

Gajeel and Levy were on each other's laps, and Gray was now holding Juvia tightly. She fainted at the contact. Erza gave Jellal a wild piggy back ride, and I sneakily took another photo.

"Hey there, babe," someone whispered on my neck. I shivered as his warm breath trickled down my spine, the smell of alcohol drifting from his mouth. "You're looking as cute as usual."

He gave a laugh, and I twirled as I immediately recognised the voice.

"B-bickslow?" I stuttered, taking a careful step back. Out of the corner of my eye, the entrance door stayed wide open. I heaved in a breath.

And ran for my life.

Literally.

I'm mean I know, but then again Lisanna's not drunk and it's not like she's gonna fall in love that quickly... She's way more mature than others
cough- Natsu- cough.

Haha, see you tomorrow with the next update!