Asexuality's Like Plants

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Warning: high levels of sarcasm can be found in this post, but it's all done in good fun! :D

Asexuality for Dummies ;)

"You just haven't found the right person yet."

It has nothing to do with finding the right person. Lot of people like [insert random famous persons name here] and they haven't met them either!

"Is it because someone hurt you?"

Nope, I would be like this anyway. It's just a part of my, like fancying people is a part of you.

"So can't you have sex?"

I can, but weirdly not everyone actually likes sex. Shock horror!

"It's a faze."

... I hope you're a faze...

"I'm sure I can turn you."

Hahaha. No. No, you definitely can't.

"But a life without sex is no life at all!"

Maybe yours isn't.

"Aren't you lonely?"

I have friends and the internet, I'm good.

And last but not least:

"So you're like a plant?"

*Slow round of applause*

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