This is going to be really short and funny....if your not a typical blond and dont get jokes.....ENJOY!!!
reader's POV
I slowly opened my eyes and winced when I felt my head was throbbing, I slowly started to remember what happened last night, my girlfriend broke up with me so my friend took me out to drink and maybe have a one night stand to forget about everything "did I get lucky" I thought and looked next to me to see a beautiful woman next to me "shit what's her name?!" I wondered as she slowly stirred In her sleep and opened her eyes, I had to think of something "I'm Thor" I said, she looked at me I confusion "your Thor? I'm tho Thor I can barely thit"
.....do you get it? If you do its hilarious....right?.... I'm so lonely.....SOMEONE LOVE ME!!!! *sits in "emo" corner and cries anime tears*
Toodles, and remember to worship your not-so-friendly god of death.
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Reader X Random Various People
FanfictieYaoi, Yuri, all the shiz!!! Come join us in the magical land of gayness!!!! And some straightness...... And intense fucking....also slow love making!!!! I'm a slow writer.....so yeah enjoy Need requests, so it goes part 1, part 2 and then part 3 is...
