Reader X Random Various People

Pam X Male reader

Oh if you don't know, the story is about the TV show Archer...anyway carry-on.

Readers POV

"Woodhouse, where's Archer's alcohol?" I asked archers butler, he looked up at me and pointed behind him, I nodded and thanked him before heading towards his bar.

Pam's POV

I searched everywhere for y/n and I still haven't found him so I decided to ask Carol, who was his girlfriend. I found her sitting on her desk filing her nails "Have you seen y/n around? I can't find him" I asked a little hopeful, she smiled and said "nope, last time I saw him was when he caught me and Archer having sex."

Without thinking, I punched her in the face, blood instantly squirted out of her nose and she flew off her desk. I shook my fist that was now covered in blood "ow! What the hell!" She screeched out.

"Woah what happened here?" Lana asked, she looked at my fist then my face "she cheated on y/n!" I yelled and clenched my fist, I stalked towards her but Archer stepped in front of me "now dont make any ra-" he started to say but my fist interrupted him, his head swung to the side and he dropped to the ground.

I crouched down and punched Archer again, probably breaking his nose even more, I stood up and looked at Lana "where's the biggest bar around here?" I asked in a calm voice, she took a step back "um, probably Archer's house" she answered, i nodded and walked towards the elevator, I stopped and walked back to Archer, I reached into his pocket and took his car keys.

I took the elevator down to the garage and took archers car and drove to archers house, I knocked and a very nervous Woodhouse answered "oh good its you, maybe you can get y/n to stop drinking" he stepped aside and opened the door wider to let me in, I stepped in and he pointed to a door "he's on there" he stated, I nodded and smile at him "thanks, I'll take it from here, go take the day off, Archer won't bother you for awhile" I said and Woodhouse nodded and left. I sighed and slowly made my way to y/n.

Readers POV

"What should I drink now" I mumbled to myself, several empty bottles surrounding me, I stood up but lost my balance and fell over, but someone caught me, I looked up to see Pam "Pam?" O questioned "what are you doing here?" I stood back up and looked at her, her white tanktop had blood on it, I looked at her fist a saw more blood "oh my god are you Ok?"

Pam smiled "even when your drunk you only care about other people" she mumbled, she suddenly grew a serious look "stop drinking" I shook my head in a no matter "I want to forget what I saw" I growled out and grabbed a random bottle, I looked at it and saw it was vodka, I smiled softly and started to chug it, it roughly slid down my throat, a ink like taste filled my mouth.

Suddenly it was pulled away from me and a loud smash was heard after "Stop y/n!" I heard Pam scream, I looked at her and saw tears streaming down her face, I sighed and hung my head "why would you care what I do" I mumbled, I felt her wrap her arms around my neck, her breath hit my ear that sent shivers down my spine.

"Because I love you" she declared and slammed her lips into mine.

Aaand that the end of part 1 of Pam's story!!!!! I hope you enjoy. Sorry its so bad, I'm like focusing everything I have into the books I'm writing, so to me, everything else I write seems bad ;-;

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