Reader X Random Various People

dipper x human bill

Ok, so...I've decided that very time Its a...how do I put this.. Not a reader insert? Yeah close enough, every time it's not a reader insert its going to be a lemon/lime so be prepared for some intense shower anal butt sex!!

Shinigami/the author bish!! POV *gasp* not expecting me to be in this story? Hue hue hue~

I was currently floating in my cloud, I was flying over gravity falls, Oregon when I felt something fly next to me, I sighed and looked at a smirking dorito "I am not a dorito!!" He yelled with his obnoxious voice "how many times do I have to tell you that" I looked down and started to write in my journal "sorry bill, your not supposed to be here" I said smirking, he grew a horrified look on his triangular face. I looked back down at my journal and started to write.

Bill's POV

I got teleported into a house, more specifically pine tree's house "king (me) why am I here?" I asked in an irritated tone, I heard a loud booming voice speak in my mind. "I know you like dipper and you don't have the balls to ask him out... well now you do" I heard him chuckle "what do you mean" I yelled out, suddenly I felt some unknown force make me look down, I was shocked to see that I had a human body, I felt confusion course through my body.

"Wait why do I need a human body?" I asked, only to get no answer, suddenly I heard a shower get turned on and I instantly understood "oh my god you horny bastard" I mumbled to myself  "You better get in there, he's waiting" I heard a deep chuckle echo through my mind as i felt my body move on its own, i walked up stairs and opened a door to be met with a cloud of steam, I slowly started to undress, "no no No No NO NO NO NO" I tried to say, only for it to be said in my head, I fought back and tried to pull my hand back from pulling the curtain away to show a naked dipper. I failed miserably, my hand shot out and pulled the curtain back to show a bent over dipper, he stood up and looked at me in embarrassment.

his face was a dark red and his hand was wrapped around his member "b-bill what are you doing here?" He stuttered out his hand still wrapped around his member, I felt a smirk cross my face and words that unknowingly escaped my mouth "well I heard your moans and I wanted to have some fun too~"

I felt King release my body from his control but.. I wanted to continue. I rushed forward and pinned Dipper to the wall, he let out a gasp and his face burned a deeper red, I slammed my lips into his and started to grind my member into his, a weird feeling shot through my entire body when I did that. I licked dippers bottom lip and he opened his mouth generously, I slithered my tongue into his mouth which earned a moan of pleasure to escape dippers mouth, I pulled away and turned the shower off, leaving  a breathless dipper against the wall "come on, let's take this to the bedroom" I said and picked Dipper up bridal style and walked to the bedroom.

Kings POV me again :D

I watched as bill picked Dipper up and rushed to the bedroom, I smirked as I wrote in my journal and a container of lube appeared in dippers room. "Perfect" I smirked, i grabbed a video camera and set it on video and started to record the scene that was about to unfold.

Bill threw Dipper onto the bed and hopped on top of him, he started to bite and suck on dippers neck, leaving dark purple marks all over his neck, his hand snaked down and took ahold of dippers member and started to pump. Dipper was turned into a moaning mess, he was withering under bills touch. Bill stood up and let dipper go, he looked down at dipper and Dipper slowly nodded.

Dipper dropped down to his knees in front of bill, Bill's member just centimeters from his face, dipper wrapped all ten fingers around bills impressive member and slowly pumped "its so big" dipper said, biting his lip and looking at it in disbelief "I don't think it'll fit" he slowly brought his head forward and gave bills head a soft kiss, sending a shiver up his spine, dipper slowly licked around bills head, making a moan escape from bills lips. Dipper moved his head down until bills head hit the back of his throat making Dipper gag and pull away. Bills member was coated in saliva, bill pushed dipper onto the bed and grabbed the lube.

I sat forward on my cloud and smiled wickedly "took you long enough" I said to myself as I watched an impatient bill flip dipper over so dippers ass was pointing towards bill, bill lathered his member with a generous amount of lube and rubbed dippers Virgin hole with even more lube "are you ready?" Bill said, rubbing his member up and down dippers awaiting hole, Dipper started to press his ass back to show his eagerness, which caused bill to chuckle "my, are you eager" he said and slowly entered dippers hole, dipper hissed in pain as he got impaled by bills long, thick member. "Fuck your tight" bill hissed as he slid all the way into dippers hole. After a few minutes dipper said"you can move now" which may have been a big mistake, bill smirked and started to hammer away, Dipper screamed out in pain mixed with pleasure, "must have hit his prostate" I thought in my head, dipper instantly shot his load out on his bed as Bill's member was shooting in and out of his now gaping hole, dippers eyes flipped back into his head as he mumbled nonsense, bill gripped dippers waist and started to thrust with inhuman speed and strength which caused dippers bed to shake, suddenly, bill slammed his entire member Into dipper and kept it there, a few seconds later cum started to drip around his member, he pulled out and a gush of cum dripped down as Dipper collapsed. Bill wrapped his arms around dippers sweaty body and pulled it close to him, they slowly let sleep invade their mind.

I stopped the recording and stood up "that was a job well done If do say so myself" I said as I made nimbus fly to my house, I entered my house and walked to my computer. I connected the camera to the computer and burned the video of dipper and bill onto a disc and ejected it, I grabbed a sharpy and wrote 'Dipper x human bill (lemon)' on the disc and put it on my desk. I turned around and looked at the reader "well I hope you enjoyed this, I'll be making a few more like this maybe, if you don't like it then FUCK YOU YOU CUNT FLAP, aren't I nice? Anyway I'll be making a few more so yup....byeeee" I said and waved at the reader before disappearing.