I use sarcasm a lot. And by a lot, I mean an overflowing torrent of sarcasm coming to get you and wash you away, and, quite frankly, leave you feeling useless.
Sorry my victims :/
But it's weird, because when somebody gives ME lip, or sarcasm, or any form of attitude, I get really hurt and angry and want to punch them (see 'Bullying') but I don't. Because I can't.
When I'm the victim of sass, I try hit back with a good comeback and sometimes I succeed greatly
🎊🎉🎁✋😄✋🎊🎉🎁
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
But if I have to think quick... Well....
🙍👈👈👈👈👈👈
☝️👎👎👎👎👎👎
e.g.; A Conversation With My Younger Brother
David: Alyssa, you're a poop face 😂
Me: [usual comeback] Says the one who never showers, the King of Comebacks has STRIKED AGAIN {sarcasm}
Me: [quick thinking] no, YOU obviously are DUMBO
*end of conversation*
See? Maturity right there, that is.
I really have an unhealthy tendency to accidentally slip out a snarky comment, especially if I'm in a bad mood, and if I'm in a good mood, if I'm criticized or ridiculed or gossiped about, I just laugh and skip past. It's a weird habit. :3
So this is just to say sorry, I never really mean it, and under all my a-holeness I'm a lil ray of sunshine cx
Okay, no.
But I'M SORREH!!
YOU ARE READING
My Infinite Oblivion
عشوائيin which i proclaim my outlook on the world in such a 'ladylike fashion'. thank you, internet.