My Infinite Oblivion

Attitudes

I use sarcasm a lot. And by a lot, I mean an overflowing torrent of sarcasm coming to get you and wash you away, and, quite frankly, leave you feeling useless.

Sorry my victims :/

But it's weird, because when somebody gives ME lip, or sarcasm, or any form of attitude, I get really hurt and angry and want to punch them (see 'Bullying') but I don't. Because I can't.

When I'm the victim of sass, I try hit back with a good comeback and sometimes I succeed greatly

🎊🎉🎁✋😄✋🎊🎉🎁

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

But if I have to think quick... Well....

🙍👈👈👈👈👈👈

☝️👎👎👎👎👎👎

e.g.; A Conversation With My Younger Brother

David: Alyssa, you're a poop face 😂

Me: [usual comeback] Says the one who never showers, the King of Comebacks has STRIKED AGAIN {sarcasm}

Me: [quick thinking] no, YOU obviously are DUMBO

*end of conversation*

See? Maturity right there, that is.

I really have an unhealthy tendency to accidentally slip out a snarky comment, especially if I'm in a bad mood, and if I'm in a good mood, if I'm criticized or ridiculed or gossiped about, I just laugh and skip past. It's a weird habit. :3

So this is just to say sorry, I never really mean it, and under all my a-holeness I'm a lil ray of sunshine cx

Okay, no.

But I'M SORREH!!