The Foster Kid Notebook {A P.D.H AU)

Ten

Laurence's pov

  "Hot chocolate?" I asked as we both stood in my kitchen.
"Sure, I haven't had it in forever."
"Ironic sense winter just passed."
"Wow it kind of is. By the way do your parents know I'm here?" He asked.
"Oh they're not home tonight."
"Wow seems like no one's parents are home this weekend."
"Yeah I guess."
"I should really head off soon though. My brothers got himself into a mess and I have to wake up early tomorrow..."
"Well it's only 11 so live on the wild side Mr.perfect and stay."
"A-Alright." He stuttered.
"There's the spirit. Now spill the tea Mr.Perfect."
"Spill the tea on what?"
"What it's like being the most perfect guy in school obviously. Your grades are perfect, Your looks are perfect, The way ladies swoon over you is perfect and not to mention literally everyone would kill a person for the chance at sitting with you once at lunch. I of course actually grew a pair and asked you to be my friend."
"Well it's just as well being the least perfect guy in school. Sense everyone is scared to talk to us well more so me we're left in the highest priced dust," He answered taking a sip of the hot chocolate biting his lip from the hotness of it.
"Huh, I never really pictured being popular like that....."
"There's a difference between perfect and popular, the only similarity between the two is people need to stop caring about it so much."
"You're a wise man."
He took another sip, obviously burning the gob off of him.
[Guess he shouldn't have took a sip babe. Sorry not sorry.]
"You know you can let it cool right?"
"Oh uh yeah I knew that..... My tongue kind of feels like it's going to fall off though."
"Oh my Irene let me get you some cold water. Wait aren't you supposed to drink milk in these situations.... No I think thats with acid reflex? Or does that cause acid reflex? You know what sense I don't know if you're lactose intolerant or not I'm going to give you water."
"Thanks I'm not lactose intolerant by the way but Zane kind of is? Like it makes him sick but not as bad as some people."
"Here now your tongue is probably going to swell up."
"I can tell."
"You look ridiculous," I laughed.
"It's not that fwunny."
"Oh it is, Now come on let's go back to like watching TV or something."

We sat down. He started looking through the book instead of paying attention to the screen. I don't like to be a Snoop but I am curious. I was able to look over for just a minute and read some of one of the entries.

[MAY I APOLOGISE IN ADVANCE FOR MY HUMOR BUT HONESTLY IF YOURE NOT USED TO THIS KIND OF HUMOR THEN WHY ARE YOU READING MY BOOKS]

{Vylad :P, April 20th
It's 4/20 guys. You know the second favorite thing I like to have is a good sandwich..... The first of course being........... thE HOLY WORDS OF OUR LORD AND SAVOIR!}

{Zane, April 20th
I thought you were an atheist.}

{VYALD HAS TO WRITE AGAIN BECAUSE ITS 3:00 AM AND WE CAN NOT SPEAK,
Zane the answer to that is sort of. There are spiritual beings out there but whether or not those beings are real or not is up to science.}

{Aphmau has stolen your pencil,
Doesn't that contradict itself, you know science and spiritual stuff?}

{Vylad is about to drop some knowledge,
Actually science is mainly about theories and with out them most of the stuff we know now would have been lost in the soil. So technically spiritual beings and such things can be part of science if you believe.}

{Zane again,
I'm going to become a scientist and prove that unicorns created me and vyald.}

{AphMEOW
What about meeeeee?}

{Vyald is currently puking rainbows,
Yeah Zane what about aphmau????}

{Zane
*All of us, darn autocorrect}

{Vyald is tired,
Zane please.}

{GARROTH WHO JUST WOKE TF UP BECAUSE Y'ALL ARE LAUGHING HARDER THEN A ROCKY MOUNTAIN,
What the hell did I just read and vyald stop making weed jokes.}

{V L a Y D,
4:20 blaze it up garroth. Blaze it up.}

{Garroth is going back to sleep and if I hear one diddly darn more noise I'm dragging Zane across the halls singing hallelujah at the top of my lungs,
Good night}

{Vylad April 20th 4:20 am,
I decided to yell BLAZE IT UP when the clock hit 4:20.}

{Vylad April 20th 4:28 am,
Garroth was not lying. R.I.P Zane he just wanted to eat his croissant when garroth came after him. Our last words from him were "Why do you look so pissed this is my croissant AND CHRIST IM ON THE FLOOR BEING DRAGGED BY MY BROTHERS COLD ASS HANDS AND MY CROISSANT NO GARROTH YOU BITCH I SWEAR HOE."}

I couldn't help but laugh at what i just read. He quickly slammed the book closed.
"How much of that did you read?"
"From 'its 4/20 guys' to 'No Garroth you bitch I swear hoe.' Zane sounds like a wonderful guy to have as a brother."
"You know, I personally don't care that you read it. Especially sense it was just that entry but this book contains my families secrets and my own. Actually I don't care about my secrets but everyone else would stab me either way what I'm trying to say here is you shouldn't​ Snoop at other peoples things. Plus like I said earlier they would kill me if they learned you read one sentence."
"Or call you a hoe."
"That's everyday."
"You have 'nice' siblings. Vyald seems to innocent for you guys."
"Vyald is the worst."

He didn't give a further explanation just crossed his legs and laid the book in his lap as we looked at each other from across the couch.
"Why are you staring the movies that way." He said.
"I could say the same thing to you." He became flustered.
"I wasnt st-taring!"
"Yes you were Mr.Perfect boy, I thought that was my job?"
"It is just shut up."
"Make me Mr.Perfect."
"Grrrrrrrrrr don't call me that!"
"If you two would stop making out I'm trying to sleep," Cadenza whined appearing from the hallway.
"For your information I was not making out with garroth."
"That's what they all say."
"We get the point Cadenza we'll keep it down."
"Thank the Lord! Well enjoy your make out session with your 'friend' here brother from another mother."
"Enjoy your most definitely needed beauty sleep sister from another mister."

She left. Garroth seemed flustered obviously not used to the kind of humour me and my sister share.
"Don't worry she says that about everyone I have over. Which isn't a lot of people."
"I figured that but I'm more intrigued as to why you call each other those rhymes that close friends use?"
"You wanna know?"
"Kinda?"
"I'll tell you if you give me a kiss."
"WHAT!."
"IM JOKING IM JOKING!"
"YOU GUYS ARE LOUDER THEN BEFORE!"
"SORRY CADENZA."
"SURE YOU ARE."
"Anyways where were we garroth?"
"You made a joke about telling me why you and your sister call each other that if I give you a kiss."
"Oh right! So you want to know?"
"Yeah?"
"Oh I thought you might have already known."
"Why would I know?"
"Just considering how me and my sister bare zero resemblance."
"Am I allowed to know now???"
"Oh yeah of course it's just because I'm adopted."