Boys This Young

8|Book Two, Time For A Wedding!

"Ya'll can kiss if you want to now." Paige said, smiling at Chris and Pj as they kissed, and the whole wedding erupted in applause and cheers.

"IT'S SO CUTE!" Dan cried into Phil's chest, "It's just so DAMN cute!"

Phil laughed, kissing his hair, "I know, I know."

"I'M CRYING!" Tyler announced, sobbing on Troye and wailing.

"FUCK ME! MY BOYS ARE MARRIED I'M SO PROUD!" Connor shouted, starting to cry in Phil's chest too, who just sighed and patted his back. "You guys are children."

"I'M THROWING MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW!" Louise said, sobbing and shaking her head.

"Guys," Pj said with a laugh. "Stop crying, there's cake."

"CAKE!" Paige shouted, jumping off of the podium screaming. "WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL HOES WANTS TO EAT CAKE OFF OF MY TITS?!"

Everyone started cheering and yelling.

"ME!" Dan shouted, jumping up and down with his hand raised in the air. "PICK ME!"

"Uh...no." Phil said, putting his hand down. "No."

Dan pouted. "Come oooooon."

"No." Phil said.

"Aw, let him do it, Phil, for old times sake." Chris said.

"Yeah!" Everyone said, "Dan! Dan! Dan!"

"There are children present!" Phil said.

"They can have a piece too." Paige said. "I got enough room."

"DAN! DAN! DAN!"

"Pleaseeeee." Dan begged. "Just one bite of booby cake. One."

Phil rolled his eyes. "Fine."

They didn't know many people with kids, luckily, except for family like their cousins and things. They were distracted though, by Chris who was dancing with all of them and making them laugh at how terrible he was.

After Dan had his bite of cake off of Paige's boobs, everybody cheered and Phil could only sigh, watching as Dan came over to him with the widest smile on his face and frosting on his lip. "I'm sorry to break it you, Phil, but I think I'm straight now."

Phil smirked and kissed the icing off his lip, licking it off softly and shaking his head. "Now you're not."

Dan smiled. "Well, I enjoyed it for a little while at least. And also, you just had a little bit of Paige's boob by the way."

Phil shrugged, "Tastes like gay."

Dan laughed and then looked out over the party, seeing everybody was dancing to pop music and talking, while the newly weds danced the most obnoxiously, spinning everybody around and grinning like fools.

"Let's dance, Phil!" Dan shouted and Phil sighed, "I guess."

They began to dance and everything was fantastic. Especially, when Tyler told them it was a free bar and they danced even better with a couple of drinks in them. They couldn't stop giggling, and someone played 'Don't Stop Believing' which according to Paige, "Gets white people so turnt it should be illegal."