*2 hours later, the door opens again.*
Henry: *Quickly walks back inside building.* HHHHEEEELLLLOOOOO MOTHER*******!!!!!
Alice: Oh, hello there Henry. How was your-
Henry: *Runs past her.* I FEEL LIKE I'M 45 AGAIN!
Alice: Oh um... okay then.
Henry: *Bardges into the next room.* IIIIIIIIMMMMMM *hic* BACK!
Boris: Uh... you okay Henry?
Henry: NEVER BETTER! I FOUND A NEW HOBBY!
Boris: ...And that is...?
Henry: ALCOHOL!
Boris: ...You're drunk.
Henry: NAW, IF I WAS *hic* DRUNK, I'D BE PASSED OUT BY NOW!
Boris: Henry, remember our indoor voices.
Henry: I DON'T NEED NO-... I WANNA ANSWER SOME **** THOSE *hic* KIDS COMMENT TO US.
Boris: You mean our readers?
Henry: YEAH THOSE LIL' FELLERS. *Coughs* God, yelling takes a lot outta me.
Boris: So stop yelling please.
Henry: Fffiiinnneee... gimme the top of lap! *Grabs laptop* Let's see here. AH! FOUND ONE JJJJUUUUSSSSTTTT FOR ME!
Boris: I can hardly wait. What's it say?
Henry: If I'm mean or nice... That's rude!
Boris: Well I can see where they're-
Henry: *Drunken bawling* I'M A NICE GUY I SWEAR! I JUST MISS MADISON AND BETHANY!
Boris: ...Those two like... your family?
Henry: *More sobbing* YYYYEEEESSSS! *hic* I'M SORRY I FAILED YOU MY LITTLE CUPCAKE!
Boris: ...I don't even wanna know what you're talking about.
Henry: *Runs off with laptop* I'M SSSSOOOORRRRRRRRYYYY!!!!
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