(Don't ask why Sammy has hair. I tried drawing him without it, then realized how much I suck at making skulls. So... I gave him a wig or something. Don't question it.)
(Also, the genderbent magic question thing will last 6 more questions. So hopefully it'll be back to "normal" by October. Mid October at the latest.)
Boris: So...you got dumped here too?
Sammy: Yep! Ain't it lovely?
Henry: RAG WHY?!
ThatOneRag: *Pokes head out of hole in wall.* Why not?
Bendia: Raggy, remember what we said about you being in this book.
T.O.R.: Right sorry *Goes back into hole in wall.*
Sammy: Alright! *Stares at the laptop* This glowing pizza box gave me a question!
Henry: ...That's a laptop.
Sammy: A what?
Henry: ...Nevermind, what's the question?
Sammy: Hmm... It says... Why I'm so creepy? Hmph! How rude of you!
Henry: Sammy don't scare the children.
Sammy: *Reads more* Awe, they're trying to be a hero! That's soooo adorable!
Alex: Sammy...
Sammy: *Kneels down to tiny asker.* Well guess what honey, wanna know a secret?
Boris: Sammy don't.
Sammy: Nobody on the internet can be a hero, best watch what you say. May upset the wrong person. Now go run off and play outside. *Drop kicks the asker away.* NEXT!
Everyone else: 0.o "...K"
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FanfictionLol hey it's 2 AM, I'm bored so I'm making a new ask book. Have fun. You ask, we answer. We'll answer every question we possibly can! So don't be a stranger and come on in! (For newcomers, don't let the crappy art for the first few questions discou...
