Boris: Yeah, he's pretty hung over right now... He spent the last hour vomiting in the bathroom... Imma check to see if he did anything to the computer.
*Goes to internet history.*
Boris: Alright, here's the list...
"Are Giraffes real?"
"Why are balloons fat?"
"The meaning of sausages"
"The Easter bunny is stalking me"
"Are zebras gay?"
"Do dead people have emotions?"
"Why are the voices telling me to shoot myself?"
"Closest gun store."
Boris: Wow this is taking a dark turn.
"Substitutes for bullets"
Boris:.......
"How high of a fall can a human survive?"
"Nearby tall buildings."
Boris: ...I'm gonna make sure he's still... alive. I'll be back. *Quickly runs away*
*Goes into a room. Henry face down on a bench.*
Henry: I hate my life choices...
Boris: You okay dude?
Henry: I wanna die I'm in so much pain.
Boris: ...Should I call someone?
Henry: I just wanna die in peace.
Boris: ...Alright then. *Awkwardly leaves*
Henry: ...I feel like I'm being watched.
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