Three Girls and The Mansion Of Skeletons ( Reader X AU Sans and Papyrus)

Chapter 3: Dirty Tricks But sweet Revenge

~ back to your pov~

It's been a week now since the skeletons moved in and it's been one hell of a ride. You'd gotten really annoyed with Red and Slim for playing dirty jokes on you.

Mae, Suzy, Edge, and Berry were arguing about when it would be their turn to cook in the kitchen, so Mae wrote a timetable and was working it out with them. You were sitting at the kitchen table and watched as she explained how the timetable worked.

"Alright. you two need to stop arguing and destroying the kitchen." Mae mumbled the last part. "I've written a timetable for you guys." Mae smiled proudly as Edge and Berry glared at her. "AND HOW IS THIS SUPPOSE TO HELP HUMAN?"

"YES, HOW IS THIS GOING TO HELP? THIS IS STUPID!" Berry said rolling his eye lights.

Mae sighed, "This will help you take turns cooking, duh. I gave you, Edge, Papyrus and Blue each a day so you could cook so there will be no more arguments, got it?"

Berry raised his hand "HEY WAIT A SECOND, WHAT ABOUT G PAP? HOW COME HE HASN'T GOT A DAY?" Berry said angrily, crossing his arms as you just smiled.

"Because he doesn't argue over who's cooking." You said seriously, managing to keep a straight face. Edge and Berry turned and glared at you but Mae smiled and agreed with you.

"That's right, so don't worry about him. Now you don't have to fight over who's cooking, just be happy for once you two, geez..."

Edge scoffed " WELL AT LEAST I HAVE MONDAY SO I'M FINE WITH IT, I GUESS"

Berry looked at the timetable. "HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR! WHY IS BLUE BEFORE ME?" Mae facepalmed and you sighed, starting to get really annoyed with Berry's voice.

"Berry please, it's just the day I chose. Just think, no one else gets that day, that day is just for you." Mae said trying to hide her annoyance and soothe the bratty skeleton.

You could hear Edge chuckling and while smirking evilly at Berry. Berry pouted but didn't say anything before nodding in agreement and stomping out the kitchen. Edge just walked off wanting nothing else but to be alone for a bit.

Mae sighed in relief as she pinned the timetable up on the pinboard. "Heh, I don't know how you cope with them, Mae." You sighed as you crossed your arms on the table.

Mae giggled and turned to face you. "Hehe, it's easy! I know how to deal with monsters, especially edgy ones. and it's simple really, Edge and Berry are like Papyrus and Blue, but evil and stubborn as hell. So you just gotta find the Papyrus and Blue in them and anyways, they act like my brother used too when he was little..."

You were honestly a little surprised that Mae could handle dangerous skeletons that could snap your neck if they wanted to if you annoy them or bite your head off with their sharp teeth.

You shivered a little at the thought and shrugged trying to hide your fear. "Heh... fair enough. I'm going to go to my room, I've got books I want to finish off." You excused yourself as you walked out the kitchen, Mae just waved you off as she started to clean up around the kitchen.

You walked past the living room and spied Sans and Stretch asleep on the sofa with Maes dog, Rosita, lying on top of Sans, snoring softly and drooling on him.

You were worried, Rosita was a husky, and a big one at that, and you wondered if she was crushing Sans. You didn't want to wake him and figured that he would've pushed her off if she had been hurting him.

You could see Maes siamese cat, Neko, curled up asleep on Stretch's head, purring loudly. You could see him twitching a bit everytime their tail swished past his nasal ridge.