Excerpts From Books that I'll Never Write

Excerpt Sixty-Six

     I noticed that this particular book had a lot of views and votes, and I was really wanting to write you guys a nice, fantasticly amazing excerpt; however, my brain is empty. Sorry about that but thanks for the views, votes, and follows!! If you would like to keep reading, you can. 

     So this week I've went to this really cool camp for engineering and stuff like that, but I call it nerd camp instead of it's smart name. It's super fun, and I've made a couple new friends. I'm the only girl in my group, but the guys in it are hilarious! One of them makes me mad though because he's so disrespectful and plays on his kindle for the most part. Plus, he sulks when he doesn't get his way. Annoying. Oooh, and my birthday is a little less than 2 months away, so yay. Plus I went to Las Vegas earlier this summer, and it was lit!!!! I got a picture with cowboy strippers; they had pants on but no shirts. Plus they were gay and hilarious. I have more stuff in my life going on, but y'all probably don't care. If you ever want to talk, feel free to hit me up because I'll answer; I'm actually social sometimes. 

     If you read this far, thanks so much. Thanks to all of you who followed, voted, commented, or even just read these chapters. (Also really wishing my computer had emojis but whatever.)

From: the bored writer of this book who wants to write but cannot because of stupid writer's block 

^^even though you probably already knew that