Extra Chapter😘

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Nina:Oh my God!!3K reads?!Thanks so much,y'all!We love you!

Bella:😒Honestly,we deserve more.

Joshua:😡Oh for chrissakes,Bella. Can't you be a little more appreciative?

Nina:Yeah,B,I think it's great we have three thousand reads.I mean,we started with just twenty.

Bella:If only DivineBel here had aggressively advertised this book,then we'd have like ten thousand reads😐

Joshua:😠

Emiko:Statistically speaking,it would've been really hard to get ten thousand reads cos she had school and a hoard of exams and chores and a small business to run.😏

Joshua:Plus she has 12 drafts she's working on.

Nina:And a boyfriend,too.She's gotta keep her booboobear happy,y'know.🐱

Emiko:Aww.Like you keep me happy,baby?😊

Nina:Yes,Honeybunch🍯

Joshua&Bella:😒Oh,don't start,you guys.

Emiko:😂 Nevermind, we're leaving now.

Nina:😄Yeah,we've got a honeymoon to catch up on.

Bella:That reminds me😮Yo,Emiko!If you even dare to think about hurting my Nina,I will feed my dog with burritos,hunt you down and make sure it vomits on you in your sleep.🙅

Emiko:Oh my fucking God!😨

Nina:Aww,Bella.😳That's so sweet.

Joshua:😕Sweet?Pfft,that's the last word anyone'd use to describe this girl over here.

Bella:Did you just gesture at me when you made that statement😑😑

Joshua: Damn right I did.🙍Whatchu gonna do about-Whoa!Bella,put the fucking gun down!😲What the fuvk is wrong with you,man?

Nina:Bella!Come on,put the gun down.We talked about this,remember? It is not okay to let that bitchy side of you take over!!

Bella:But he keeps getting on my last nerve!🔫Annnd he ate the last cake in the freezer last night while I was asleep!!!😣

Joshua: But you said you didn't want any more cake!!!

Bella:I was saving it for Jella!

Nina:Wait,you guys still have the cake from our wedding?How much did you take?😮

Emiko:I'm just wondering who the fuck Jella is😕

Joshua&Bella:Our dog!

Emiko:😦Hey hey hey!You ain't gotta point the gun at me now!

Nina:😍Awwwww,they shipped their names and gave it to their dog.That's so adorable.Can we do that,Emi?Can we?Can we?Can we?😄😄

Emiko:Yes,baby😟But right now we gotta go,your best friend is nuts!

Joshua:That she is!😒

Bella:Oh really?You still speaking?!

Nina:Urrgh,come on,B,put the gun down.You love him,remember?

Bella:Ew😾No,I don't.

Joshua:*kisses her swiftly on her cheek*🙎

Bella:He he.Okay,maybe I do😌But only a little.

Joshua: *slowly takes the gun from her hand and kisses her on her mouth*

Nina:Awwwwww,y'all should just get married😍

Emiko:Pfft.Get married?😕These two won't survive a day.One minute it's guns and curses,the next minute,they're kissing like they're the only ones here!Look at them.His hand is going down her-Yo,Josh,quit that!Y'all ain't even home yet and-

*still kissing*

Emiko:Oh forget it😑.Nina honey, let's just tell the readers bye like we came here to do and leave.

Nina:That's right,guys🙌Thank you so much for all the love and support.

Emiko:And for the comments,too.Thanks a whole lot🙅I heard some of y'all calling me a whore.Let it go,man!Like Wtf!That was years ago!I was young and-

Nina:😂😂Calm down,Emi! They love you.I love you😘

Emiko:I love you,too😏

Nina:And we love whoever's reading this,too.We'd love to know where you're from so,if you want to,you can comment your name and location🚩. Maybe we'll come there for our honeymoon and visit you🙌

Emiko:😂😂Don't forget to vote and check out DivineBel's other books.Follow her for updates,and for Pete's sake,don't bite her head off when she delays in updating.She's got a lot on her plate.

Nina:I heard someone called her on the phone once,and his cousin demanded that she finish the book at once!😂😂

Emiko:😂Alright guys,bye.Joshua and Bella would've bid you adieu,too,but they're too busy tongue-twinning😒

Joshua: Oh,shut up.Bye,guys.Thanks a bunch🙆

Bella:I personally think DivineBel should've set the book in Miami instead😶

Joshua&Emiko&Nina:Bella!!!

Bella:🔫😈

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                Bye.

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