Laurens, I Like You A Lot

Let's Get Wasted And Sing!

This is really long for some reason. Just saying

John's P.O.V

"Baby. Baaaaby." I hear Alexander say. I groan loudly and he laughs. "I'm sorry, but these crazy people we call our friends are here."

"Crazy? Crazy?! No, you're right." I hear Lafayette say. I groan again and I hear Hercules laugh.

"Oh my gosh, what do you guys want?" I say.

"Lafayette wants to go karoking. But he wants to get absolutely wasted before he does it cause he thinks it'll be funny." Hercules says. I sit up, letting the covers slip off my body, exposing my bare chest. "Damn Laurens! You going to the gym more often?" I nod my head.

"I'm going to the bathroom." I get out of bed and I go to the bathroom. I grab my toothbrush and I start to brush my teeth. I hear the door open and close and I see Alexander sitting on the toilet.

"I've never really gotten drunk before. I've had alcohol, but not to an extent where I was drunk."

"Me either." I say, spitting some toothpaste.

"It looks fun though. I mean, letting loose once in a while to an extent where you don't remember anything."

"Uh huh."

"I mean, obviously it has some disadvantages, like the throwing up and the dizziness and the way it ruins your body, but that's only if you do yet so often, which isn't the case with us."

"Nu uh." I rinse my mouth and I smile. He gives me a thumbs up and smiles.

"Let's do it."

"Sure. But I'm not getting wasted. I'll have one beer and that's it. I'm probably gonna be the designated driver anyway, so I'm preparing myself. Plus then, I'll remember everything and you guys won't and that's gonna be fun to have so much power." Alexander rolls his eyes and I just smile. "This is gonna be fun."

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

At around 8, Lafayette calls everyone to his room. Upon arriving, I see boxes and boxes of all sorts of liquor.

"Pick your poison folks!" Lafayette says

"That's a lot of alcohol." Eliza says upon entering.

"Yeah, did you buy out the whole store?" Aaron says.

"There's not that many of us. You didn't need to get that much liquor." Peggy says.

"Um yes. I wanna get absolutely oblitéré!"

"Obliterated." Alexander says calmly.

"Plus, we could like, donate the rest of the bottles to the frat houses or something." Hercules says, already drinking something.

"Drink up folks!" Lafayette says.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Getting everyone in the car was annoying and hilarious at the same time. Theo and I decided to, you know, not drink anything and we became the designated drivers. I hear Theo struggle to get Aaron in the car.

"But-but-but the spaceship is leaving soon! We have to go before the cows get us! THE COWS!" Aaron yells.

I would help her, but I'm trying I convince Lafayette that the seats aren't gonna eat him.