Camp Camp x Reader

~17~

"(Y/N) what's a porno?" Preston asked, swinging his legs as he sat on my desk.

I gasped and dropped the ace bandage that I was wrapping his leg with, with my eyes wide. "Where the hell did you hear that word?"

"Be more chill." He shrugged.

"Oooohhhh." I face palmed.

"Also what's masturbation?"

"Okay, those are terms you'll learn when you're older." I sighed.

"Also do you think a squip is real?"

"Will we ever truly know?" I smirked. "Also, you can't blow things up..."

"But Max said-"

"Since when did you listen to Max?" I cut in.

"When Max told me how to protect myself!" He smiled. "He told me not to take Nurfs shit and do something about it! So I blew him up!"

"Well... good for you I guess..." I shrugged. "Is there anyway you could find a more... passive way to deal with Nurf?"

"I don't know... maybe..." he sighed. "I just figured I'd take the J.D. approach..."

"You realize he was a manipulative serial killer right...?"

"Yeah! But it doesn't make him any less cool!" He huffed, crossing his arms.

"I can't argue with that." I smiled. "You're all good kiddo, just don't blow anybody up again, okay?"

"Okay! I'll just brutally stab them in front of their loved ones and watch them all cry and bow down to me! A perfect mix of sadness and passion!"

"Preston-"

But it was too late, he was already bouncing out of the room happily. I sighed and leaned my head against the desk, groaning in boredom. These kids were fun and all, but... it's all the same after a while...

David will come in in 3... 2...

"HEY (Y/N)!" He yelled, throwing a bouquet at me. "Oh, what's wrong?"

"I'm just... bored-"

"BORED?!" He gasped. "THIS IS CAMP CAMPBELL! YOU CANNOT BE BORED HERE!"

"Well, I am David..." I sighed. "As strange as this camp is-"

"HEIL DOLF!" The campers shouted.

"FUCKING HELL..." I yelled, rushing out the door.

Dolf had the whole fucking camp in a crowd in front of him, while Max and Neil kneeled in front of him. They had their hands tied behind them, and had unreadable expressions.

"FOR THE PUDDING!" Dolf yelled.

"Dolf what the fuck?!" I yelled.

"They were trying to take our pudding stash for themselves, they must be punished."

"Dolf, maybe we could paint a-"

"DAVID HES THREATENING TO FUCKING KILL US AND YOU WANT HIM TO DRAW A PICTURE?! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" Max yelled.

"He's trying Max!" I yelled back. "Dolf, come here."

Dolf nodded his head and happily walked towards me, and I bent down to his level. "Kiddo, why are you doing this?"

"I just want everyone to love me..." he said sadly. "Max and Neil always get the love, while I sit in the corner all alone..."

"How about me and you go on a little hike, and you can rant to me all you want, hm?"

"I would love that!" He squealed. "Nikki, release the Pudding stealers!"

"Okay." She shrugged, cutting the rope.

"THATS ALL HE FUCKING GETS?!" Max yelled. "HE TAKES OVER THE FUCKING CAMP, AND HE GETS A WALK IN THE WOODS?!"

"Max, you've taken over the camp and you were let go like it was nothing." I sighed. "I know you have problems, but so does everybody else. I'm here to help everyone through them..."

"WHAT. THE. FUCK." Max hissed.

"Max chill out man." Neil said.

"Yeah... you're yelling at her for no reason-"

"She's supposed to be my mother, she's supposed to give ME all of the attention. All of you losers are supposed to be nothing to her!"

"Max!" David gasped.

"As for you, you care more about her than the safety of your own fucking campers. Did you forget you're also supposed to be my dad?! I thought maybe, just maybe you two would be different, but I was wrong. I was so fucking wrong."

"Max-"

"Fuck off (Y/N)." He growled. "You are just like my fucking mother."

My eyes began to water as I looked into his eyes. "Fine. If you feel that way, that's perfectly fine Max. But I will not rest until you are perfectly safe. Ever. So don't you ever fucking say that again, because your parents abandoned you. I WILL NEVER FUCKING DO THAT."

"(Y/N)-"

"Come on Dolf, let's go."

"(Y/N)..." David muttered.

"Don't fucking say my name like that." I snapped.  "I'm not some weak little bitch David, let me deal with my fucking problems myself."

"I-I'm sorry-"

"Shove that apology where it matters Max." I shook my head.

"A-Actually... I think I'll just take a nap..." Dolf said rubbing the back of his neck.

"Fine." I huffed. "I'll be in my cabin, Nurf, make sure David and Max stay out."

"Yes ma'am!" Nurf nodded.

"Wait what did I do?" David asked.

"You'll try to comfort me." I said, slamming the door behind me.