Promise the stars

Smarter than Sheldon Cooper

S.O.T.D: KANGAROO COURT BY CAPITAL CITIES BCUZ I LOVE THEM AND I WISH I WENT TO COACHELLA BUT MY PARENTS ARE REALLY COMING DOWN ON THIS "YOU AREN'T OLD ENOUGH TO GO" DESPITE MY ALMOST BEING 18....PARENTS *LE SIGH*

ANYWAYS, IT'S A FUN UPBEAT SONG! SO HAVE FUN LISTENING &&NEVER FORGET TO COMMENT...IT MAKES ME WARM INSIDE ;)

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I stared at Seth and burst into laughter.

"What're you grinning about?" Andrew grumbled pushing past me and grabbing a cold slice of pizza out of the fridge. With a harrumph, he sat on the counter, ripping at the pizza as if he hadn't had a meal before.

This just made me laugh harder.

"What?" Andrew gave Seth a questioning look and Seth sighed.

"She doesn't believe you're a genius"

Andrew's bright eyes widened and he glared at his cousin, "cuz I'm not"

Seth's mouth formed an 'O' as he regarded Andrew with slight shock, "Stop lying"

"I understand that you think I'm exceptional and all, but c'mon dude. Anyone can add two and two on their fingers" Andrew shrugged and quickly finished his pizza, seemingly done with the conversation.

"Oh no you aren't. You are NOT making me seem stupider than I actually am" Seth ran into the living room and kicked Ethan and Chandler awake.

"What are you doing?" Ethan shrieked jumping up, "You almost hit my face"

"Wouldn't be that bad" Chandler shrugged letting out a yawn.

Seth shook his head quickly and watched them urgently, "Tell her that Andrew is a genius"

Ethan and Chandler exchanged glances and shrugged.

"He's not"

I watched as Seth's expression went from satisfaction to anger.

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS LYING?!" Seth stared confused and Ethan rolled his eyes.

"It's not a lie. It's a simple fact"

"Harper, I assure you, my cousin is very smart" Seth placed a hand on my shoulder and watched me earnestly, "I'm not joking. My jokes aren't even funny"

"Give it up, dude" Andrew gave a smirk and shrugged, "She isn't buying it"

"Whatever" Seth shrugged, defeated.

I made my way over to the couch and sat down next to Chandler as he turned on an episode of 'Scandal', "Ugh, I hate this show"

"Don't you ever say that again" I mumbled in a low voice, "I will have no other choice but to end your life"

"Sorry" He pleaded with big eyes. I nodded and began listening to the heated debate Fitz and Olivia were having.

"I better get started on Dinner" Seth sighed. I snapped my head to look at him in shock, we usually ordered in or ate out, and he smiled.

"I'm not that bad of a cook"

"He's a terrible cook" Andrew stage whispered and I hid a grin as Seth glared at him.

"You only say that because you don't know your spatula from your whisk" Seth clicked his tongue and stomped to the kitchen. A couple of minutes went by with Seth banging around the kitchen and the guys asking me repeated questions about certain characters from the show.

"Wait, so he's married AND with Olivia?" Chandler clarified and I nodded, "Can I be him?"

"You're sick" Ethan laughed and Chandler put a hand to his chest, feigning hurt.