• Farmer
Harry:
— you're doing it wrong again Faith
Me:
— what on earth am I doing wrong? See what I did there? Huh
Harry:
— .....
Me:
— I'm doing garden work on EARTH, so what am I doing wrong with EARTH, IT. GET IT????
Harry:
— well first of all, everything. You're doing absolutely everything wrong, you're supposed to put the seed into the soil before you water it. Not drop 10 seeds onto the soil and water it, you didn't even make a fucking hole. And for that joke? I want to kill myself now .
Me:
— harsh, and no need to be a jerk about it Henry, not everything is about you and your gardening ways
Harry:
— even if it isn't, you wasted a good 2 pound bag worth of seeds in 3 rows. Those are supposed to last 20. How tf-
Me:
— Blah, blah, blah, science, science, science... Bigger! And bigger is better. Everyone's gonna love these new portion sizes.
Harry:
— amazing quote from a movie that has nothing to do with the situation, but seriously. Are you that stupid?
Me:
— .....
Harry:
— putting more seeds won't increase the size of the food !!!!!
Me:
— damn, you sure are one big ol jerk. I could tell Anne yknow
Harry:
— NO NOT MY MOMMY
