Damn it's been so long since an update ...
here you go !! Lol
• Pool boy
Me:
— Sucks that you got fired from the pool, I throughly enjoyed watching you save people from choking on chlorine while I mingle with the slightly naked hairy men in the hot tub
Harry:
— Mhmmm
Me:
— Also enjoyed the part where I continued to call the police on you, good times good times ...
Harry:
— yep
Me:
— And now here we are at your new shitty job, little whiny kids replaced with even MORE whiny kids. Old men replaced with even MORE old men, and more .. ugh. Bikini models running in slow motion. Difference is, at the pool they slipped and fall while me and Travis were laughing . Now, they choke on sand when they fall- ah well that's nice too
Harry:
— cool
Me:
— And now- HARRY! You weren't listening to a single thing I was saying ...
Harry:
— Baby, I'm working. You were the reason why I got fired from my last job, please don't be the cause for this one. I love you very much, but can you like ... watch fish drown or something?
Me:
— fish drown or something, yknow what Harry? Fine .
Harry:
— Thank you baby, my shift ends soon then we can go home and do whatever you want okay?
Me:
— Whatever H
Harry:
— and we can stop by the animal shelter to feed the doggies
Me:
— mhmmm
Harry:
— then we can- Faith why are you taking off your clothes
Me:
— *continues to strip*
Harry:
— Faith ...
Me:
— HAHHAHAHA
Harry:
— I'm in love with a fucking idiot
Me:
— NAKED I COME NAKED I DIE !!!!
Harry:
— a real fucking idiot... GET INTO THE WATER FAITH
Me:
— wow that was real bold of me, my 15 year old self would probably be 6 feet under. Luckily this is Australia so this type of shit is normal 😂
Harry:
— I will run into the water myself and put these clothes on you myself if I have to, stop acting like a little baby pleas-
Me:
— Harry
Harry:
— Yes?
Me:
— I love you
Harry:
— I love you too baby
THIS WAS CRINGY AND LAME BUT I NEEDED TO POST SO TJERE YOU GO !!!
