• Assassin
Me;
— pew pew, Pew Pew, PEw PEw, PEW PEW PEW-
Harry:
— Would you shut the fuck up already! I'm done with all your loud shit, it's fucking annoying. God I can't believe I have to protect you, no money in the world can makeup for this complete bullshit.
Me:
— well didn't someone take a big shit in your coffee this morning, no need to be rude puta. I was simply making gun noises, like you did to kill those bad guys. Pew pew, PEW PEW PEW-
Harry:
— SHUT UP!
Me:
— Well fine, you're a bitch. A big ol bitch that needs lots of love. Bc the more you stress, the more you masturbate, and with the amount of stress and masturbation,
you should be bald in no time. Which I doubt anyone would want bc your hair looks so fucking fluffy, I just want to touch-
Harry:
— Don't you dare...
Stay back
Little girly stay back
dONT TOUCH MY HAIR
and here you are
Me:
— ITS SO FLUFFY IM GONNA DIE
Harry:
— ill plan the funeral
Me:
— AWEE you would go to my funeral?
Harry:
— No.
Me:
— Really?
Harry:
— Yes
Me:
— :((((
Harry:
— shit don't cry, fuck. Faith I'm sorry, don't cry on me please.
Me:
— HA BITCH, SHOULVE SEEN YOUR FACE. FUCKING PRICELESS BWAHAHAH
Harry:
— fuck off
Me;
— love me
