• Prince
Harry:
— Fair Maiden, for we have met again! When was the last time thy eyes have captivate beauty such as yourself?
Me:
— probably last week? Can't really remember because your dumb shit of a Knight trashed my little tiki hut and burned my calendar
Harry:
— Specifically! Off with his head! I will slice the throat of the man that dared to burn my queen's-
Me:
— damn I'm a queen
Harry:
— Calendar! What is a calendar?!
Me:
— Oh! It's what you use to record time, or well is pre recorded actually and you kinda just see where ya at...
Harry:
— bloody brilliant! Is there anything else I must know that your magnificent mind knows of?
Me:
— condoms and birth control pills, definitely that combo, hands freakin down. I can only imagine the amount of baby daddy's the town has.
Harry:
— What are condoms?
Me:
— Well, mind my language-
Harry:
— And she uses her manners too, amazing!
Me:
— as I was saying... They wrap around your carrot stick so you don't make em' ladies pregnant. So you can do the dirty all you want to be honest ...
Harry:
— Fascinating, absolutely fascinating ...Hey- now where you going?
Me:
— Well if I want to live Mr. Privileged, I have to tend to the needs of my fellow pig people. Wonderful to get again me in the presence of yourself my grave, whippetty to, whilppetty dee, now I must flee. Good day.
Harry:
— wow, isn't she a W-woman.
I LOST CREATIVITY IM SORRYXBKSMEMSKEM . This one was rlly bad 😂
