• surfer dude
Harry:
— life sucks bruh.. like life is so freakin hard man, like so freakin hard. You dig me? Like with all these damn problems in the world with global warming and high taxes and shiz
Me:
— Ugh tell me about it, like the last time I went to go get ice cream they asked if I wanted a size small. Like who tf do you think I am? I'm Faith, and this bitch always grabs a large smh. People these days huh?
Harry:
— oh uhm yeah sure dude, of course! And did you catch that wave yesterday, fuckin wicked !! blazinnnn'
Me:
— it's hard to catch water without a bucket, even more with a wave so idk what you mean...
Harry:
— I'm
Me:
— I was joking silly, of course I saw it. But it was pretty small, I expected bigger tbh. From all the buzz going on
Harry:
— small?? That was the biggest wave this island has ever seen in centuries, where tf are you from if you've seen a bigger wave. Bc I've known you all my life, and we've both witnessed the same waves.
Me:
— well if we're talking in "general", I've seen the biggest wave coming from your toilet after a couple chimichangas and slurpies.
Harry:
— my toilet?!
Me:
— sigh, yeahhhhh. That was a good day, still is.
Harry:
— what do you mean...
Me:
— I took a dump there less than 3 hours ago, your mom was more than willing to let me in
Harry:
— Gosh dude, as much as I love you that's fucking disgusting
