• pornstar
Me:
— Aren't you scared of getting some penis infection or something? Like you could get really sick, your balls may multiple and turn purple, and you could die!
Harry:
— STDs are the least of my concerns baby, the only concern I have at the moment is the fact that you have your clothes on.
Me:
— well I mean I don't want to walk around your house naked, you know how strange that is? And why is there a man with a big camera beside you?
Harry:
— Well we're about to film a porn video...
Me:
— say what now?
Harry:
— omigod, porn. Sex. We're about to fuck right now. My dick in your cunt as this bloke films the whole thing, you signed the contracts and papers last night.
Me:
— I thought I was applying for a soap commercial!
Harry:
— It asked for your favourite sex toy! You mentioned cucumbers! Surely you'd have some idea as to what you were signing up for.
Me:
— Sex is scary! I don't want to do the dirty with you, despite you being undeniable sexy.
Harry:
— thank you
Me:
— I will not have sex with you
Harry:
— give me a week and I could change your mind
Me:
— nah I'm good, I don't feel like playing a main character move right now. Good bye sexy
Harry:
— bloody hell... goodbye Faith.
