• drug lord
Me:
— Sooooo like, would that make you my sugar daddy or something?
Harry:
— What?
Me:
— because we're friends, and you're really rich and we bang the gun from time to time.... so like, wouldn't that make you my glucose papi?
Harry:
— Im- Faith, being a sugar daddy means fucking their baby girl regularly and buying them a shit load of stuff. You and I have never had sex, and the only thing I've ever bought you was a happy meal from McDonald's.
Me:
— Aweee and thank you for that, it sure was delicious. But like- fine whatever....
Harry:
— Good, now can we have some peace and quiet please? I want at least a few hours of sleep before Tod starts knocking on my door for another round.
Me:
— OOO and speaking of drugs, have you ever used them?
Harry:
— of course, Im the dopest drug lord of the city baby
Me:
— don't say dope, fucking cringe
Harry:
— Whatever, but I don't use drugs anymore. Maybe hit the pipe here and there, but not as much as before.
Me:
— ahhhhhh okeeeeeeeeeee
Harry:
— ....
Me:
— ......
Harry:
— I know you're bored, but I'm sleepy and I don't want to deal with your shit right now, so please go away.
Me:
— Ugh fine, can I grab a couple thousands in the fridge?
Harry:
— The limit is 30
Me:
— THANK YOU BABY
Harry:
— Whatever you say princess.
