• Marcel
Marcel:
— Can you pass me your notes please?
Me:
— Awe of course my little baby of the universe, of fucking course.
Marcel:
— Why do you always have to say 'Awe' every time we talk? And oh uhm, all of your notes are wrong by the way. Literally, all you wrote was "Nerd boiii for dayz by Faith"
Me:
— Awee, and I'm sorry. I just can't help it, you're so fucking adorable and I just want to-
Marcel:
— Squeeze my cheeks till my asshole splits in two and munchkins hop out, yes. We've discussed this.
Me:
— Aweee, we just finished eachothers sandwiches! You're so smart Marcel, so smart. I'm a proud mom.
Marcel:
— Didn't we make out yesterday? So wouldn't that be incest?
Me:
— Awe, tb to that. And no that wouldn't, I was joking. But it also doesn't count if you calculate the amount of seconds we kissed with the amount of steps it took for you to reach me. You were literally doing math while we were making out
Marcel:
— Gotta do my best baby
Me:
— aweee, baby Marcel is trying to be all hip and jazzy and all that shitacos. So cute, but stay pure young one.
Marcel:
— I can be mean!
Me:
— Awe, but no you can't. You're too adorable
Marcel:
— Watch me Faith, sooner of later. I will be a total bad-butt
Me:
— BWAHHAH, YOU CANT EVEN SAY THE WORD ASS
Marcel:
— Intercourse off *storms off*
Me:
— AWEE, he's so cute when he mad.
