• Rapper
Harry:
— uh , UH UH. Swag swag on you,
Chillin' by the fire while we eatin fondue. I don't know about me but I know about you, say hello to this swaggy in three, two, shaggyyyy. THATS RIGHT BITCHES, SWALLA FUCKIN'
STYLES ALL UP HERE IN THIS CRIB. THANK, THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY SHOw!! aND NO JANICE I DIDNT FUCKING STEAL THE SONG FROM JUSTIN BEIBER I CAME UP WITH THAT MATERIAL ALL BY MY SELF. Anyways, Thank you all for coming to my one men show called, "Wrapperz four lyf". My dick is thankful, god loves all, bless up.
Me:
— What the fuck is this shit show?
2nd person:
— Shit show? This is Harry Styles, the biggest rapper of our generation! The only rapper known to world that would ever pet a dragon while giving a dude a blowjob while rapping! HARRY STYLES IS A LEGEND!!!!
Harry:
— YO! woman, w-woman. Why y'all causing trouble all up in my grill? Can't y'all see we tryin' have a swaggy time? Yo buzz ruining the kill, what's the negative??
2nd person:
— WELL THIS BITCH CALLED THIS PLACE A SHIT SHOW, CAN YOU BELIEVE HIM!!
Me:
— I'm actually a girl ...
2nd person:
— NO ONE CARES!! I LOVE YOU SM HARRY, THIS BITCH IS JUST UNGRATEFUL TO STAND IN THE PRESENCE OF SUCH AN AMAZING RAPPER! I'd do anything for you, anything
Me:
— that's fuckinf nasty
Harry:
— anything huh?
2nd person:
— *nods*
Harry:
— cool sweet, go on and buy me a lemon grass tea, no sugar, no milk, no creme, a drop of lime, two drops of eyeball sweat, and an extra glass of goat sperm.
*crows goes quiet*
Harry:
— What? My creativity don't run on drugs
Me:
— Yeah, because goat sperm sure does the trick
Harry:
— OH FUCK OFF CHILD
