• Tour guide
Harry:
— So here is uhm, this here is where uh. A dog took a shit, yeah, right there. And it's important to history because, now we all know dogs shit in really cool places.
Me:
— You do know that we're here to see the Eiffel Tower and not where a dog pooped..right?
Harry:
— whhaaaattttt, of course, of course. Now let's all head back to the bus and uh, drive to where again?
2nd person:
— THE EIFFEL FUCKING TOWER LOONEY TOONS.
Me:
— Hey don't be rude! He's trying his best, it's probably his first time in the job. Calm your shit.
Harry:
— It's actually my fourth year
Me:
— awe it's okay baby, at least you're trying?
2nd person:
— SEE?! THIS MANS FULL OF SHIT
Me:
— Oh would you shut the fuck up Hedrick, leave the boy man alone. You can't even hold a job longer than 4 hours without fucking one of the employees!
2nd person:
— PSST! That was our little secret and you know that!
Me:
— Well now your mother knows
Mother of Hedrick:
— IKAW
Harry:
— Thank you for that, you really didn't need to
Me:
— Yeah but you're too cute to get hurt
Harry:
— *blushes* thank you
